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Vehicular Hammercide

When an ex-girlfriend pouds the shit outta your car 'cause you cheated.
That bitch just went all vehicular hammercide on my ride.
by PAAF January 14, 2004
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Vehicular Rape

When the velocity or force of the vehicle you are driving is greater than or equal to the vehicle directly in front of you-so much so that the front-most vehicle is pulled into a street racing type draft, causing the driver of the car to forcefully use his breaks.
When I was driving home, I committed vehicular rape on the crown vic. infront of me.
by Tegan B. June 9, 2008
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vehicle

A movie, particularly one made and promoted to advance the career of a specific actor or actrress
I was bummed when I found out outbreak the book had nothing to do with outbreak the Dustin Hoffman vehicle.
by Wren Zhar September 11, 2011
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veida

A beatiful young woman. Strong of heart abut softspoken. Her eyes are something you'd get lost in, like a dream. Shes always there for her friends.
Guy 1:Damn, that veida is fine. Imma tap that.

Guy 2:Nah homey, shes mine
by winderweedle11 November 17, 2013
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vehicles

Those are sweet vehicles where did you get them ?
by Kirk September 7, 2005
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Vehicular Tourettes

Uncontrollable tic experienced by the driver of car that causes the driver to perform innappropriate driving functions.
Signaling as you approach a curve in the road, turning windshield wipers on for a sunny day, blowing the horn for no reason whatsoever, stopping the car and shutting it off without putting it in park.
Girl: Why'd you blow the horn? There's not another vehicle within 5 miles!
Boy: I don't know!
Girl: You must have a bad case of vehicular Tourettes!
by L'michael September 8, 2011
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Vehicular Hypochondria

A severe mental disability in which sufferers chronically experience acute anxiety attacks related to the welfare of their vehicles. A typical vehicular hypochondriac may face bouts of depression and paranoia stemming from the false belief that his/her car is malfunctioning when it is in fact operating in perfect order.
Sane Human Being: Why are you giving away all of your earthly possessions and digging a large hole in the ground in front of a tombstone with your name on it?

Vehicular Hypochondriac: Well, my check engine light came on today. I'm going to die.
by MikeMikeMikeJimJim April 9, 2010
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