Valia

The baddest bitch ever!

Valia is the baddest bitch ever

by Vzach November 21, 2021

valand

A charming alpha male who has an enormous big penis. Ladies melt when he is around.

She: How you're feeling today?

Him: I'm feeling pretty valand today on god no cap.

by samurai37940 November 22, 2021

Valaine

Valaine is a super nice person that cares for others and is known for her love and affection for football (soccer) and dogs.

Valaine is amazing!!!

by TheGoat2.0 November 22, 2021

Valea

Valea's always have a great body and beautiful hair! They are extremely jealous but only want the best for you. Everyone needs a Valea they are just beautiful and perfect to talk to valea is often a hoe but when she loves, then she really loves

Oh and valea‘s Are horny af And Are twerking gods

I want a girlfriend like valea

by Pioopaaoo November 23, 2021

Valiah

Valiah is an amazing person. Her style, oh my it’s so unique. Her laugh is beautiful just like her. Her long dark hair suits her so well. If you ever date her just know that your one lucky person. Yes she will hate you sometimes, but that’s only if you talk bad about her. She hates when people talk about her and let’s all her anger out by telling other people. She’s close with her family oh she loves her family so much. Her family is what makes her smile. Be lucky to have a girl like her.

Did you see valiah’s hair and smile? oh my she’s so perfect and beautiful.

by Justanunkownpersonlol November 23, 2021

Valgarð

A name only given to men born with an inverted phallus. A Valgarð spotted in the wild can be dangerous, especially if found near tall grass. He loves showing himself to random people, especially while doing backflips.

Run kids, that's a naked Valgarð doing backflips!

by Stína December 1, 2021

Valgarð

Valgarð is an intellectual being. Initially, the name Valgarð comes from old Norsk, as protector of Valhalla. Protector of Valhalla is not enough for Valgarð. He is truly something far superior than that. When lesser beings see a Valgarð they squirm in fear, as they can never dream of reaching his potential. Valgarð will forever triumph over all these ants that roam this so-called Earth.
Valgarð comes with a price though, a very, very, extremely, small penis.

Is that God? No, it's Valgarð doing backflips.

by Gman Mcfluffin December 1, 2021