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tipping the valet

Whenever a hooker has a string of anal beads ripped violently from her ass, she may poop a bit.
John wanted to prove he was an animal in their first encounter, so he bit the string and yanked on Anna's ass beads like he was cranking a John Deere. He came up with gobs of shit on his face...Anna was guilty of tipping the valet.
by rfaithlv July 2, 2006
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Vagitamins

n. pl. va·gi·ta·mins (-n)

1) A substance/drug or nutrient that can cause, influence or otherwise induce stereotypical female behavior.

2) Any drug or medication taken purposefully to either prevent negative side-effects of the female menstrual cycle, or to act as a contraceptive.
The doctors prognosis was that eating too many salads, tofu, and lowfat yogurt can cause an unhealthy imbalance of vagitamins.

There are two solutions to your bitch girlfriend. Make sure she takes her monthly vagitamins (midol, tylenol), and shaking her really hard.
by Jared Keller June 24, 2004
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Validation Whore

Someone who goes out of their way/shows off to obtain the validation/acceptance they want.
*in a huge group chat instead of one on one*

Tim: "Oi Eric I'm getting a car tomorrow, I wanna know if you think it's a good one or not?"
Eric: "Yeah sure mate, what kind you thinking?"
Tim: "car brand here - a really expensive one"
Eric: "Ah sweet, yeah get one of those."
Tim: *continues to talk about how amazing said car is*
Tim: "I'm not sure"
Tim: "Do you reckon it's worth it?"

*outside of said group chat*

Phoebe: "Tim is such a validation whore!"

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Girl #1: "Omg, I'm so ugly!"
Girl #2: "No you're not!"
Girl #3: "You're gorgeous!"
Girl #4: "Don't say that! You're stunning!"
Girl #5: "You're perfect!"
Girl #1: Aww thanks guys! ... I still think I am though."

(And thus the cycle repeats, giving Girl #1 an endless amount of fished compliments).
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Not valid

Not valid as in a person that has little to no value or is just annoying
by Yawd man March 2, 2021
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Valid

Someone who is valid means that they have to be fucked in the ass for free with no lube.
Person 1: I'm so valid!!!!
*Person 1 gets raped*
by fsdjfbndjksbfvgndjs August 28, 2021
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Vagitron

A man or woman who exhibit an infatuation with or an almost machine like quest for pussy.
The bass player in that band is a total Vagitron
by ClayAdams March 15, 2009
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valicity

Usually a girls name, valicity is very self conscience. If not; she trys to be in one relationship. You can trust valicity with anything, and everything. Usually is a flirt. Has many friends, is outstandingly trustworthy. Valicity is very lovable, everyone loves her! She is modest, doesn't like to brag. Yet very hyper all of the time. Valicity is the most greatest friend/girlfriend anyone can have with her beauty.
(You're such a valicity!)
by account November 20, 2013
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