Umbrella Head

Someone who enjoys uncircumcised penis and enjoys docking with other men.

"Did you see Jerry sharing his hoodie with rob the other day? What a fucking Umbrella Head!"

by MagicKing June 28, 2019

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Dirty umbrella

This is when you pull your hand away from fingering your lady and you caress and cover her forehead and hair with said juice covered hand.

Hey, you know Dave?

-yea.

He gave me the dirty umbrella last night.

-so, he basically wiped his hand off on your hair

Yup, pretty much.

by ThorMacleod March 20, 2021

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Umbrella corporation

A facsist corporate state where the entity covers everything and everyone like an umbrella, controlling their lives with (mis)information about their true agenda.

Umbrella corporation was the entity that people thought was taking care of them, like livestock.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

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Traditionally a cocktail created by the upper class down and out, this concoction demanded two crucial elements ; an umbrella and a can of stella. The original version used a childs pink umbrella but to personalise the drink you may exchange it with an umbrella of any size or colour, however the larger the umbrella the more difficult it is to retrieve the can.

Discovered in a little bookshop in hampstead this drinks name has evolved into a bit of a catch phrase.

"See that chap over there me old boot! He whiffs of the sewers, has dark haunted eyes, scabs on his face but doesn't seem to have a spec of dirt on him and his clothes are brand new!

Yep, he's a right stella umbrella!"

by me old boot June 16, 2011

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