ukranian oil leak

The guy ejaculates into the girl's ass while she receives anal facing towards to guy. She then gets up, shitting cum and diarrhea clear from the guy's penis to his face.

One night Lexci got really drunk and decided to surprise her boyfriend with a ukranian oil leak.

by just don't November 14, 2009

ukranian mudslide

when a guy shits, pees, then ejaculates in a girls vagina then continues to fuck her.

"im going to give this chick a ukranian mudslide"

by urfriendlyneighborhoodstalker March 21, 2010

Ukrainian Handshake

In recognition of the consummation of an agreement or the end of a successful negotiation, one party exposes his member as a display of trust.

After Dave and I negotiated the real estate transaction, we didn't sign any papers but he gave me a Ukrainian handshake, so I knew we had reached an agreement.

by Dave the Ukrainian February 8, 2010

Ukrainian Goggles

Derived from 'Arabian goggles'. When a woman strangles a man by wrapping her legs round his neck whilst shitting in his eyes. Original use was related to a man of Ukrainian heritage, hence the phrase.

Taylor Swift and Jane from Breaking Bad are fit enough to let them give me Ukrainian Goggles, but only just.

by Tanned November 25, 2016

Ukranian Stomach bug

Radiation poisoning.

person 1: "I just bought a plane ticket to Prip'yat! I can't wait to explore the abandoned city!"
person 2: "Dont stay too long, or you'll contract the Ukranian Stomach bug."

by IcomplainToTheInternet17 June 22, 2020

Ukrainian pipe cleaner

The act of putting another person's tongue in the head of the penis.

Paul:"want to do the Ukrainian pipe cleaner."
Dimitri:"Ok get your penis out"

by Cornbuster44 December 8, 2020

Ukranian Brian

When you are fucking your boyfriend raw and his brother runs in and backdoors you.

Hey Terry, you remember when we had that special moment and then your brother ran in and back-doored me? He's such a Ukranian Brian.

by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021