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UNTOE

Yo bucktee you need some untoe?
by topgnigger July 7, 2025
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dracula untold

When the female Significant other fails to inform the male partner that she is on her period after they have intercourse resulting in a bit of a red scare
Wow honey! You went Dracula untold on me didn't you?

Aww shucks Gary you got me!
by Mushroomgenie2 January 22, 2017
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nothing untoward

Nothing unaway from it, either.
If you ask a guy whether his cock "was a naughty boy" regarding a gal's vagina --- i.e., if he had sex with her --- he can truthfully answer dat said pillar of desire "did nothing untoward" regarding said chick's honey-hole, in dat he moved Mr. Happy straight in da derection --- I mean, direction --- of said love-tunnel, and so his eager schlong did indeed do nothing dat was "un-toward" --- i.e., heading further away from --- said luscious crotch-orifice. :P
by QuacksO December 18, 2024
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Nonchalant untouchable

A high value, physically attractive, charismatic and generally fit person who tends to gets noticed and is considered very approachable by the opposite sex - who may go to great lengths to make themselves easily accessible to the nonchalant untouchable.

While a neurotypical may consider this ideal, the nonchalant untouchable simply does not care - they set the bar to prompt escalation from their end extremely high, even if they find the other party attractive.

Can refer to either gender, however the term is mainly used to refer to biological male chads who avoid procreation despite having excellent game and stats.

Not to be confused with asexual. As a nonchalant untouchables can be very much sexually driven but they tend to rarely - if ever - show it.

Males who fit this definition tend to have a very innate first hand understanding of hypergamy and have their guard up at all times around women, especially since they know how most
women behave around him regardless of the presence of their significant other.
Average guy 1: "Dude, did you see how that girl was hitting on Eeshan right in front of her man?"

Average guy 2: "Yeah that's your average tuesday for the guy. You wouldn't even believe that he's still a virgin at 25."

Average guy 1: "No fucking way he can't be that high of a nonchalant untouchable.

Average guy 2: "You bet."
by zarzarbinkz August 19, 2025
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Diggin' that untoiled soil

Damn that boy was diggin' that untoiled soil last weekend!
by Kitty_Titties June 5, 2015
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