backwards umbrella

Where the doctor inserts an umbrella down the uthera then scraps out any sexually transmitted diseases from having sex with dirtys

I had to goto the doctor after banging a filthy to get a backwards umbrella to get rid of sti

by Big hairy gash March 3, 2018

uber umbrella

When you hop in an Uber just because it's raining.

Rob: Should we take the bus down there?

Jack: Nah, we might have to wait for it in the rain. I'll call Uber Umbrella.

by Yamyogurt February 7, 2018

Mexican Umbrella

Any, literally ANY, object other than an actual umbrella that can be used as a shielding device against precipitation. Preferably something planer.

"Hey look, Pedro is crossing the street again with one of his Mexican Umbrellas!"

by supramaj January 10, 2012

Stella Umbrella

Traditionally a cocktail created by the upper class down and out, this concoction demanded two crucial elements ; an umbrella and a can of stella. The original version used a childs pink umbrella but to personalise the drink you may exchange it with an umbrella of any size or colour, however the larger the umbrella the more difficult it is to retrieve the can.

Discovered in a little bookshop in hampstead this drinks name has evolved into a bit of a catch phrase.

"See that chap over there me old boot! He whiffs of the sewers, has dark haunted eyes, scabs on his face but doesn't seem to have a spec of dirt on him and his clothes are brand new!

Yep, he's a right stella umbrella!"

by me old boot June 16, 2011

Dirty umbrella

This is when you pull your hand away from fingering your lady and you caress and cover her forehead and hair with said juice covered hand.

Hey, you know Dave?

-yea.

He gave me the dirty umbrella last night.

-so, he basically wiped his hand off on your hair

Yup, pretty much.

by ThorMacleod March 20, 2021

Umbrella corporation

A facsist corporate state where the entity covers everything and everyone like an umbrella, controlling their lives with (mis)information about their true agenda.

Umbrella corporation was the entity that people thought was taking care of them, like livestock.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Devil's Umbrella

foreskin

Guy 1- Dude...Did you hear that Nathaniel's got the devil's umbrella!"
Guy 2 - "No way...I thought that guy was normal"

by reubentheboobinjewbin December 8, 2010