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This is when you pull your hand away from fingering your lady and you caress and cover her forehead and hair with said juice covered hand.
Hey, you know Dave?

-yea.

He gave me the dirty umbrella last night.

-so, he basically wiped his hand off on your hair

Yup, pretty much.
by ThorMacleod March 20, 2021
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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