twit twir

To stir shit via Twitter.

Damien liked to twit twir by continually tweeting about Alan's trust fund and heated car seats.

by Pineapple Bun April 9, 2009

Tweet Twit

Someone who acts like a idiot on Twitter by posting negitive and idiotic comments.

Two guys recently acted like Tweet Twits by posting hateful comments on Twitter

by BruinKiller3469 January 23, 2013

nit-twit

individuals who constantly write meanignless posts to social network sites like Facebook or Twitter.

That nit-twit is constantly posting his location, not realizing we really don't care.

by Tall New Yorker November 30, 2010

Taking a Twit

Tweeting while taking a shit.

A phenomenon growing more and more popular with the amount of mobile twitter applications available.

Just don't let your mom catch you doing that nasty shit!

YOU: What are you doing?
ME: Just on the toilet Taking a Twit!
YOU: You are one nasty SOB!

by The Real Lobot January 7, 2011

Twit Wit

Any simpleton that uses or posts on Twitter

This twit wit at the office was going on about an NHL tweet

by Walter Pigeon June 9, 2009

conjoined twits

when two morons hang around together and agree on everything. No individual thoughts or ideas.

Followers

Jedward are conjoined twits

Rita: Did you see those pair of girls in class they were such conjoined twits.

Everyone: yes they were

by YeahIWentThereAgain August 30, 2010

twit flit

(noun)
one who rubs HER snatch on anothers pillow resulting in pink eye. prevalient in professional hockey players.

"I got pink eye because one of you bitches rubbed your snatch on my pillow, fucking twit flits!"

by twit flit June 29, 2009