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twinkle twinkle little douche 

A guy who is so blinded by his own ego that he thinks he can lead on any girl he wants and act practically like bf and gf then get back with his gf out of the blue leaving the other girl confused and wondering what went wrong...Twinkle twinkle little douche differs from douche bag because a douche bag at least knows he's a douche but just doesn't give a fuck whereas a twinkle twinkle little douche thinks he is god's gift to girls yet still thinks he is a "good guy" but for some reason still can only commit to high school girls because college girls intimidate him because they won't take his shit and worship the ground he walks on, yet would be way better gfs than his current one...term popularized by the MTV show "Is she Really Going Out with Him?"
Girl 1:I though he really liked me...? :/

Girl 2:He DID really like you, he's just a twinkle twinkle little douche so he thinks he can lead girls on until the next one or until he decides to get back with his fake ass, photoshopped skanky gf...

Girl 1: He can go fuck himself

twinkle in her eye 

Code for when a girl has a fat ass
When I saw her walking down street she had a real twinkle in her eye

Twinkle Flute 

When a woman performs oral sex on a man and controls the pitch of the mans moans by how hard she squeezes the mans testicles.
That chick twinkle fluted me so hard last night I sounded like Prince.
Twinkle Flute by BallZack6 October 29, 2011

Twinkle Toe 

The male version of the female Camel Toe; but embarrassingly smaller in size.
The dynamic duo showed up to the costume party with Robin sporting a generous camel toe and Batman a mere twinkle toe.
Twinkle Toe by Robin B. Wonder November 6, 2017

twinkle fuck 

The act of having rough, but passionate, sex while you and your partner enjoy watching reruns of Tinkerbell
Marty and Karen were just getting settled into watch some good tinkerbell reruns when the urge to twinkle fuck suddenly came over them.

twinkle foot 

When u love some one so much that she makes your dick twinkle harder than thank the rock on viagra.
Damn ‘’Caitlin was looking so hot today she gave me the biggest twinkle foot I had to run to the bath room and rub one off with a warm wool sock.’’
twinkle foot by Chandler cedercock January 25, 2018