The worst book ever. The main charachter is a self insert Mary sue, and the love interests are the typical love triangle. Eventually she goes for the Gary stu and the pedowolf is left to fantasize creepily about theIr daughter. Don't read these books or else your brain cell count will be so low that you won't even be able to count to ten once you are done.
Tara: Did you finish reading those weird twilight books?
Dani: Duh... Pickles.
Paige: Yeah, the books killed her brain.
Tara: Not again!
Dani: Duh... Pickles.
Paige: Yeah, the books killed her brain.
Tara: Not again!
by Meow139 January 16, 2012
One of the dumbest movies made. Twilight Sagas are retarted. Team Edward or Jacob? Neither! Vampires dont sparkle in the light they burn FYI. Edward Lady Gaga Called she wants her body glitter back!
by ZacEfronChick97 August 18, 2010
Sara was not allowed to read her mothers smutty 99 cent paperback romance novels so she picked up the next best thing, a copy of Twilight.
by Rockpaperscissorsrocks February 06, 2011
1. Horrible book series written by Stephenie Meyer in response to a death threat from oprah winfrey so she can be the leader of a hociety run by middle aged female talk show hosts (see hociety)
2. Book completely unoriginal love story in which a stupid whore falls in love with cr***er vampire doomed to forever be a virgin that turns astonishingly stupid 11- 60 year old girls into whores. (see twilight whore
2. Book completely unoriginal love story in which a stupid whore falls in love with cr***er vampire doomed to forever be a virgin that turns astonishingly stupid 11- 60 year old girls into whores. (see twilight whore
Twilight Whore #1: " OMG THE NEW TWILIGHT BOOK CAME OUT I STAYED IN A TEAM EDWARD TENT OUTSIDE THE STORE FOR A WHOLE WEEK JUST TO GET IT FIRST!!!!"
Twilight Whore #2: " U STUPID BITCH HE'S MINE"
Twilight Whore #2: " U STUPID BITCH HE'S MINE"
by imnotmxicn July 23, 2010
It is an extremely popular novel about a teenage girl, Bella, who falls in love with a vampire, Edward. Their essential conflict with their mad passion and Edward's instincts to kill is complicated further when a blood thirsty vampire latches onto Bella's trail and attempts to kill her. Insanely popular, it is now a major motion picture. I have read the book and seen the movie and both are illiterate pulp. It may also be used to refer to the series, which at this point includes Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Rumors are that a new book called Midnight Sun will be released at the earliest possibility.
by Ziggy St. Valentine January 01, 2009
A pandemic that is sweeping the nation amungst teenyboppers. The book series is mostly compared to Harry Potter. Harry Potter is probably the best book series that has ever been known to man, and should not be compared to this piece of shit. The whole Twilight series is a bunch of cliche bullshit, and whiny fangirls.
Fangirl#1: OMMGGG, TWILIGHT IS SOOOO EFFIN' AMAZING, AND EDWARD CULLEN IS SOOO HAWWTT, I WISH HE WOULD SUCK MY BLOOOODDDD!!!
Me: Stfu.
Me: Stfu.
by Sylviaizzle September 02, 2009
Okay, here's a REAL, very long, non-biased definition:
Twilight is a series of books by Stephenie Meyer consisting of Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn in that order. The first book was published in 2005 and began to gain popularity around 2006-7.
It's about a 17 year old girl, Isabella "Bella" Swan who moves to Forks, Washington. She believes that she is average and unremarkable in every way. She is also horrible at sports and incredibly clumsy.
Despite this, many boys at her school swoon over her immediately and she turns them all down. The one she wants is Edward Cullen, a pale boy with blond hair and gold eyes who is beautiful and perfect with a perfect 4.0 GPA.
Edward seems to hate her at first, but is really trying to resist the smell of her blood because he's a vampire and has never smelled tastier blood.
Bella tricks family friend Jacob Black into telling her local tribal legends which help her to conclude that Edward is a "vegetarian" vampire who drinks animal blood instead of human.
Edward confesses to all of this and the two eventually fall hopelessly in love with each other.
Another vampire coven later comes to Forks and James decides to hunt for Bella. Bella hides in a hotel in Phoenix, but she gets a phone call from James tricking her into coming to a ballet studio. Bella surrenders, James tries to kill her, Edward saves her, and the two go to prom. The end.
A film adaptation of the book was made in 2008 that left a lot of stuff out of it.
Meyer has said that the cover of the first Twilight book represents Edward and Bella's forbidden love.
Twilight has been translated into 20 languages.
Twilight is a series of books by Stephenie Meyer consisting of Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn in that order. The first book was published in 2005 and began to gain popularity around 2006-7.
It's about a 17 year old girl, Isabella "Bella" Swan who moves to Forks, Washington. She believes that she is average and unremarkable in every way. She is also horrible at sports and incredibly clumsy.
Despite this, many boys at her school swoon over her immediately and she turns them all down. The one she wants is Edward Cullen, a pale boy with blond hair and gold eyes who is beautiful and perfect with a perfect 4.0 GPA.
Edward seems to hate her at first, but is really trying to resist the smell of her blood because he's a vampire and has never smelled tastier blood.
Bella tricks family friend Jacob Black into telling her local tribal legends which help her to conclude that Edward is a "vegetarian" vampire who drinks animal blood instead of human.
Edward confesses to all of this and the two eventually fall hopelessly in love with each other.
Another vampire coven later comes to Forks and James decides to hunt for Bella. Bella hides in a hotel in Phoenix, but she gets a phone call from James tricking her into coming to a ballet studio. Bella surrenders, James tries to kill her, Edward saves her, and the two go to prom. The end.
A film adaptation of the book was made in 2008 that left a lot of stuff out of it.
Meyer has said that the cover of the first Twilight book represents Edward and Bella's forbidden love.
Twilight has been translated into 20 languages.
Non-Crazy Fan: Have you read Twilight? It was interesting, and vampires are AWESOME.
Crazy Fangirl: OMG /YES/!!! I /LOOOVED/ IT! EDWARD IS SOOOO HOT AND PERFECT AND--
Non-Crazy Fan: Well, if you don't wanna talk about the BOOK, I'll just go. o.o;
(okay, so maybe all of this was a BIT biased, but...)
Crazy Fangirl: OMG /YES/!!! I /LOOOVED/ IT! EDWARD IS SOOOO HOT AND PERFECT AND--
Non-Crazy Fan: Well, if you don't wanna talk about the BOOK, I'll just go. o.o;
(okay, so maybe all of this was a BIT biased, but...)
by Breanna19 March 04, 2009