twat

Another name for a chick's pussy.

Another way to say "what?"

That bitch's twat is gettin wet already.

Twat? I cunt hear you.

by kippy January 6, 2007

TWAT

The War Against Terror

Terrorists are assholes.

by Rick James January 6, 2007

twatted

The past-tense of the verb word "tweet" in reference to the social networking site Twitter, as defined by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA. To "tweet" means to provide short answers to the question "What are you doing?" To "twat" or to have "twatted" means to used Twitter sometime in the past. Get your head out of the gutter.

Meredith Vieira: "Do you Twitter?"
Stephen Colbert: "I have Twatted."

by drcolbertDFA March 20, 2009

TWATS

TWATS or T.W.A.T.S military type jargon acronym for The War Against Terrorist Supremecy. Often used by those wanker journalsts, who are fond of using terms like 9/11, WTC, ACM and IED and 'The Sandpit', to establish some 'cred' for themselves.

Oh yeah, I've been following TWATS since before 9/11. The use of IED's by ACM has certainly increased in 'The Sandpit', since then.

by anonimouse October 28, 2006

Twat

1) Name for a pregnant female Goldfish
2) Female Genetalia
3) A person of highly annoying capability

Look at the twat in that bowl.
Wow, Look at that Twat!
F**k off you TWAT!

by ODBall3r January 6, 2007

Twat

A word used by Conservative Politicians to describe their constituents.

Don't ask me questions about my constituency you complete twat.

by csi pointless June 2, 2018

Twat

Piers Morgan

Piers Morgan is a twat.

by MithrasAngel October 16, 2018