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Turding

The act of pushing a turd out of your bootyhole.
What are you doing?”
“Turding”
by le turd July 22, 2019
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turning page

the person who changed your life for the better. if someone is your turning page, they're your yellow. they're your sunshine, your happiness, your reason. they're constantly on your mind, they're entangled into your emotions and your actions, they're your forever.
"you're my turning page c:"
by ikeasimp April 21, 2021
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Hampster Tucking

The act of shaving and declawing a hampster, rubbing it in cocaine, and then inserting it in one's anus.
My bro had to borrow my razor last night cause he was hampster tucking.
by douchey mcdoucherton March 26, 2011
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river turding

A slang term for the ever popular choice of river rats everywhere: to take a dump in the quickly moving river waters rather than having to dig a shit-hole when nature calls.
My dear, river turding is the most hygienic choice, it’s nature’s perfect toilet and it flushes itself; those downstream may not like it but often they can see ‘em coming!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
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high rise turding event

A highly competitive, underground event held after dark in major metropolitan cities during which participants hang their asses off a high rise balcony, endeavoring to take a calculated dump onto the heads of those passing on the street below.
I’m so proud of my youngest son, he took first place in the high rise turding event last weekend and you know advanced applied physics is part of it all.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
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tucking

the act of a man taking his penis and hiding it bewteen his thighs in order to create the illusion of female genitals
Oh, shit!I thought you were a chick, but you were just tucking!
by meowza May 2, 2005
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turkish waterfall

When one guy is taking a dump and another guy pisses between his legs.
Alex and Kevin were in a hurry to get to Atlantic City so they had to do a turkish waterfall.
by ChingyKing5000 June 17, 2007
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