A Grunder Trifecta is the ultimate achievement of having the perfect combination of three bodily fluids stains in one's underwear a.k.a. Grunders at the same time. To achieve Grunder Trifecta status, one must have signficiant fecal, urine and semen stains in the underwear at any one given time (if male). If female, fecal, urine and vaginal discharge stains at any one given time.
The Grunder Trifecta stains can be created all at the same time which requires some significant skill with timing, sexual activity and dietary strategy. Most Grunder Trifectas are created over the course of several days or even weeks allowing the stains to form naturally over time which enhances their appearance and sometimes the quantity and thickness of the stains.
The Grunder Trifecta is often done as a precursor to creating a Grunder Quadfecta which adds a fourth element of smell to the underwear. The Grunder Quadfecta creates a strong allure when adding stench and aroma to the stains of a Grunder Trifecta.
The Grunder Trifecta stains can be created all at the same time which requires some significant skill with timing, sexual activity and dietary strategy. Most Grunder Trifectas are created over the course of several days or even weeks allowing the stains to form naturally over time which enhances their appearance and sometimes the quantity and thickness of the stains.
The Grunder Trifecta is often done as a precursor to creating a Grunder Quadfecta which adds a fourth element of smell to the underwear. The Grunder Quadfecta creates a strong allure when adding stench and aroma to the stains of a Grunder Trifecta.
While in the locker room after football practice, Roger noticed that Frank had been wearing the same Grunders for the past week. When confronted about the situation by Roger, Frank advised that he was just a shart stain away from having a perfect Grunder Trifecta and advised Roger that he was planning to go for the Grunder Quadfecta and anticipated after his date with Sonja the Village Bicycle, he expected that the aroma would permeate the locker room and all the team would embelish him with praise over his accomplishment.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2014
An epic finish to mindblowing sex where the guy first cums a bit in the girls mouth, then on her stomach, and finally finishes the rest in her pussy. After completely finishing in the girl's pussy, a great final touch to this act is where the girl then lays on top of the guy with the cum between them which can be referred to as a cum eclair.
We had to get in the shower anyway so I let him do the cum trifecta, its our favorite.
He cums a lot so its good to use the cum trifecta and not have to swallow all of it.
He cums a lot so its good to use the cum trifecta and not have to swallow all of it.
by chanaaronsex January 11, 2012
What the cops call it when they pull someone over for DUI and he has no license, no registration, and doesn't speak english.
by Bryan G. R. August 26, 2006
A Group of superior Men, the Embodiment of all that is Manly
quasi-religious figures in some sects, the Trifecta of Manliness Brings Masculinity back to an unfortunately effeminate world.
quasi-religious figures in some sects, the Trifecta of Manliness Brings Masculinity back to an unfortunately effeminate world.
by Colte the Pirate December 21, 2006
Being under the influence of LSD, Psychedelic Mushrooms and Marijuana. Popularized by the Hippie generation of the 1960s, this Hippie Trifecta High is categorized by extreme hallucinations, spiritual connections with others and the universe, chilling out and an extreme interest in jam band music. In modern times the Hippie Trifecta is rarely seen outside of a hippie music festival or concert.
Dude 1: "Oh my gosh, the Grateful Dead concert was awesome, I was tripping so hard."
Dude 2: "Did you complete the Hippie Trifecta?"
Dude 1: "Not only that, I got my hands on some PCP and cocaine."
Dude 2: "Damn dude, you were fucked up. Don't kill yourself."
Dude 2: "Did you complete the Hippie Trifecta?"
Dude 1: "Not only that, I got my hands on some PCP and cocaine."
Dude 2: "Damn dude, you were fucked up. Don't kill yourself."
by Deadhead Don September 21, 2010
Is when a person owns all of these items: iPhone, Apple computer and a Volkswagen.
Someone may own 2 of the 3 and still be a half way decent person, but anyone who completes the Trifecta is at their core a douche bag.
Someone may own 2 of the 3 and still be a half way decent person, but anyone who completes the Trifecta is at their core a douche bag.
People who own all three have completed the Trifecta of Douchebaggery and while in possession of all 3 items will forever be a total douche.
by joshuascreename June 24, 2010
Woke up this morning after a long night of drinking. I had to complete the Gentleman's Trifecta, and now I'm late for work.
by The VVintergeist February 21, 2014