Dead Tree

to fold yourself in half and hang like a dead tree. can be used while dancing if you can not think of a better pose.

while dancing i completely forgot what to do so i just did the dead tree.

by the CIT July 13, 2011

Dollar Tree Wig

When "Dollar Tree Wig" is used it means you have a bad looking wig on. It can be used as an comeback/insult.

An example is "Girl bye I know you ain't talking with that Dollar Tree wig on."

by NickiMinajsMinion May 9, 2021

Dirty tree

Dirty tree is a s3x to a boy.

I just dirty tree him

by Fnaf_fan March 8, 2022

Manas de cat in a tree

An idiot who would sell his ps3 for an xbox and who drives around in a nissan micra because its cheaper.

He sold his ps3 For an Xbox (what a manas de cat in a tree)

by Staninja10 November 22, 2011

Decorating the tree

“Decorating the tree”is a term that refers to having sex with your significant other. More specifically decorating your partners face with a white substance

Similar terms such as “deck the halls”

Me: “Hey bro, I’m gonna go decorate the tree tonight! Shes going to look like a glazed donut when I’m done with her!”

Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!”

Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night”

Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”

by Deekp145 December 5, 2019

I left my dog in a tree

When someone is ugly and you need a escape

"Oh no Jessica I left my dog in a tree, I'll be back." *never returns*

by Cphill January 20, 2016

The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.

A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.

Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...

by TheManFromV June 4, 2017