tortured fetishist

Someone who has a fetish and genuinely is obsessed with it and allows it to consume them to the point that it tortures them.

Matthew is a sad tortured fetishist. It was a shame how it ate away at his soul.

by THEGAYESTBUTLER November 13, 2017

Mentos Torture

A form of torture even worse than cock n ball torture. It works through forcing someone to swallow a dozen of mentos and shove Coca-Cola down their throat. Afterwards, you must tape their mouth ASAP. Unlike cock n ball torture, this is less kinky than other forms of torture (which makes it even worse for those kinds of people). The pain is unimaginable.

A: "Shut up before I tie you up and shove coke n mentos down your throat."
B: "Oh shit, not Mentos Torture!"

by Mentos Man March 06, 2022

bread torture

a style of torture where you spam misspelt versions of the word bread in discord group chats.

<Jake> Hey guys how are you doing?
<Emily> baBRD
<Mike> RBAEDB
<Emily> brAED
<Mike> baRBaE
<Emily> BAREfF
<Jake> wtf this is bread torture

by waffle___ April 10, 2021

unending torture

Twilight Breaking Dawn: part one

"I had to sit through that unending torture the other night."

"Let me guess. Twilight Breaking Dawn part one?"

by ShadowMatt November 23, 2011

urethra torture

where u torture a deserving man’s (heath) urethra

“i’m gonna stick those coins thru ur urethra and out ur ass.” “ah i love urethra torture”

by TheTrendyPotato April 27, 2023

Comedic Torture

When a situation is so cringey it ends up being funny.

"Hey do you whats funny about you being indigineous?"

"What?"

*Awkwardly long time amount of silence*

"So am I"

"Dude that was comedic torture"

by BennyBigBoi August 04, 2019

Tortured Fart

Flatulence so violent that when released sounds like a series of high-pitched screams.

"WHAT the hell was that?!?!"
"Tortured Fart."
"Damn...."

by scrappington2 September 19, 2014