Joseph Torres

A Stupid Negro who brakes TVs and cries like a little bitch. His mom also doesn't care when he does something wrong even though he should have his ass beaten. He is Also banned from Tr3yWay.

Hey, have you heard what Joseph Torres did?
No matter what he did I bet he is a stinky negro for it.

by GREG HEFFLY January 31, 2019

Fernando Torres

A garbage striker, who misses everything, including his dinner!

Ok, Fernando Torres

by LolArsenal April 20, 2014

Jonathan Blitted Torres

A blitted mofo and pretty chill kid. And gets roasted all day every day. DATS HIM

wow he's so bltted. hes like jonathan blitted torres !
Thats jonathan the stoner man ! hes blitted.

by Racklyngirl July 23, 2011

Fernando Torres

the most expensive and most moneyfaced footballer ever, have already broken one record when he transferred from Atletico Madrid to Liverpool for a club record 20m pounds only to demand a move to Chelsea for a world record 50m pounds. he only score goals so that one goal is worth 1m when transfer fee is taken into account

After playing so well for Chelsea, Real Madrid went real mad and bought Fernando Torres for 100m pounds

by gitw March 22, 2011

Halo Turrets

The constent cussing of a person that is being owned on Halo.

(Loud Scream from dying master cheif)

bob: that fucking fucker just shot the fuck out of me.
What hell did that fucking piece of shit come from.

jim: Dude she shot you with a plasma pistol. Quit with the Halo Turrets

bob: WTF!! NO Fucking way!

by Anime King99 May 13, 2008

Cord Torres

Someone who is indescribably unlike anyone else, but in a positive way

At first I thought he was really way, but now I realize he's just a Cord Torres

by nhetu May 9, 2011

turrets

turrets are the thing that males have. sometimes males say females have turrets, meaning their titties, but the actual meaning of it is balls.

Alexandra: "Wow he looks like he would have nice turrets!"

Rob: "I know you do, babe."

Alexandra: "OMG Rob your not using the correct form of turrets that I was using, you tool!"

by TURRET LUVA January 22, 2009