When you are about to take a shit are are just about to release your load and you have a massive sneeze..This then shoots your poo at an amazing speed plunging straight down into your toilet like a torpedo. This will usually cause large splashes and get your bum wet.
by Skubasteve4312 November 2, 2011
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Jeff’s wife divorced him, leaving him a state of depression.
Jeff later did a car torpedo to escape the pain
Jeff later did a car torpedo to escape the pain
by ProbablySam October 30, 2021
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Get the cleveland torpedo mug.To be "torped" is when either you or your friends are storming on a night out or an event, when your batteries are at full charge. Derived from the marine weapon the torpedo which charges through water and inflicts maximum damage onto things it connects with. It can also be used to describe random, crazy or astonishing behavior by a person.
"Did you see how much cocaine he did last night? He was so torped."
"I spoke to her for 5 minutes and then shagged her in someones front garden, it was fully torped."
"Mate the football on Saturday is going to super torped, cant wait"
"I spoke to her for 5 minutes and then shagged her in someones front garden, it was fully torped."
"Mate the football on Saturday is going to super torped, cant wait"
by Breamy January 2, 2020
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Get the Tijuana Torpedo mug.An interesting, kid-friendly way to say something is "cool" or "neat." If one were to use this expression in front of one's friends (especially if one was male), one would probably be called a fag, gay, or queer, although I might not agree with them.
by Diana Stephens May 25, 2005
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