A painful shit that is caused by eating fast food, lapping up hot sauce, drinking lots of tequila, etc. During and after the event your asshole burns due to the damage caused to your intestinal track.
The first thing I did when I woke up on Sunday afternoon was sit on the john and let loose a loud, liquid torcher.
by Big Balla August 23, 2005
Get the Torcher mug.Alaskan blow torch is were a male dips his penis in kerosene and proceeds to light his dick on fire and a female extinguish's His dick with her mouth.
by dissel69 December 15, 2014
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Scott: ?
Jonas: He torched your ass man, He torched your ass!
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by JKMP May 12, 2007
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Ignignokt: "We shall acquire some wine on the way to the mall..."
Err: "And then we can get Tore Up!"
Ignignokt: "And pass out in the hot sun..."
Ignignokt: "We shall acquire some wine on the way to the mall..."
Err: "And then we can get Tore Up!"
Ignignokt: "And pass out in the hot sun..."
by Devin Gallagher February 12, 2006
Get the tore up mug.Torcer is a spanish traduccion of the word screw. It is used to define sexual intercourse between two creatures or else.
by alonsonajera January 14, 2009
Get the Torcer mug.Going on Urban Dictionary makes me torculent: it's amazing how people can write these words, but scares me wondering what's going on in their minds
by Aphex Pony April 18, 2014
Get the torculent mug./toe-MEE-kuh/ n. a classy and sometimes snarky female of African-American ethnicity with a puh-donk-a-donk. Classy, savvy shopper, compassionate and a genuine friend. Ambitious, God-fearing, and beautiful inside and out. Likes tall guys with nice shoes. She can be mysterious pearl; once you get to really know her she's something special and priceless.
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