gold star sloppy toppy

when a clarinet or saxophone player in marching band gives you sloppy toppy so good like their instrument that you pass away

Tuba player: bro I need so gold star sloppy so bad right now
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*

by salad w3nch February 16, 2025

National Give Sloppy Toppy To Avery Day

April 24th is universal give sloppy toppy to Avery day! On April 24th, you have to give violent sloppy toppy to you good bro Avery

Friend 1: what day is it today?
Friend 2: April 24th, why?
Friend 1: WHAT? I ALMOST FORGOT TO GIVE AVERY SLOPPY TOPPY TODAY
*friend 1 goes and gives Avery and gives him the sloppiest toppy on National Give Sloppy Toppy To Avery Day*

by salad w3nch February 16, 2025

Woppy Toppy

When an Italian gives you head

John: Hey you’re finally back from your trip to Italy.
Jake: Yea, I met this smoking hot broad and she totally gave me some woppy toppy bro.

by LiquidDeath4 February 26, 2025

National Sloppy Toppy Day

June 25th is a long celebrated holiday known as National Sloppy Toppy Day. Your GF has to give you the sloppiest head you’ve ever received.

Yo Jack, Im so excited for national sloppy toppy day! My GF cant wait to suck my soul out of me.

by Yellowfever777 June 25, 2024

Ploppy toppy

A ploppy toppy occurs when you're plopped down at a slot machine aggressively slamming the spin button in an attempt to hit the jackpot while getting a blow job either from a stranger or prostitute who may or may not be utilizing the Double Handed Gluck Gluck 3,000 method.

Oh man I was getting the gnarliest ploppy toppy last night from a girl of questionable dignity who I met at the bar near the sports book.

by Ploppyj January 2, 2023

Sloppy toppy

A sloppy top of the inning. A good game to watch and learn how to give sloppy toppy.

The redsox had a sloppy toppy in Chicago.

by Fanofthedp July 15, 2023

Sloppy toppy

When you give a wet,sloppy,drenching,dripping,soaking,moist,sissy,wimpy,blowjob and make them cum all in your mouth,leading it to your stomach and lungs drowning you in cum and while draining their balls from semen and leaving their dick drained, dry and soft.

Jim:My Girlfriend gave me a Sloppy Toppy.
Steve:Same!
Jim:Did yours die to?
Steve: Nah shes in the ER Though.

by Xx_.Ilikemen69._xX September 18, 2023