tool

One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.

That tool dosen't even know she's just using him.

by tt February 18, 2003

power tool

Power Tool - One who exceeds the normal definition of tool and goes above and beyond in their unknowingness that they are being used.

Currently used to describe the most diligent, hard-working, never-see-sunlight students at MIT.

You may substitute a brand-name power tool to get the desired effect, i.e. Sawzall, or just make the sound/hand motion of using a chainsaw.

This guy can't talk about anything but his classes, and I think he's studied for this one test for a week now, he's such a power tool.

by Mr Bill November 30, 2004

Snap-On Tool

A strap on dildo. Favored by lesbians and gay brazilian men.

I saw a video of 2 lezzies going at it with snap-on tools

by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011

The Tool

Slang for a gun, usualy a semi auto pistol or revolver.

"Man, I swear to god Im bout to buss the tool on this nigga"

by be quiet December 22, 2008

Toolio

Tool with a twist. A toolio is an idiot, a douche bag, a skyler... A toolio is much worse than a tool. They are like tools, only 500 times worse. These toolios are found all over the globe, and it is not rare to catch one on the way to class, work, or even the supermarket. Watch out for toolios. Nobody likes them, and if you are sucked into one of their cults, you can never return.

As Skyler skipped around in her underwear, Clare said," Oh my like total gosh, what a toolio!" Abi agreed.

by Untoolios to the Maxxx December 28, 2005

April Tool

Somebody that says really stupid April Fools Day jokes that piss everyone off.

"I totally did your mom last night!!! APRIL FOOLS!!! BUT NOT REALLY!!!"
"That guy is such an April Tool."

by Tenacious D-Man April 2, 2008

toolbar-ed

when you install a program and one of the check boxes is for a google,yahoo,ask,etc toolbar and you just jam the next key so it installs it with out you knowing until you open you internet

person 1: ok so i just installed that new pirating program you sugested
person 2: ok now open up your internet and go to www...com
person 1: ok... FUCK! It toolbar-ed me

by versed aaron May 11, 2009