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turd toupee

Worthless piece of shit. Has shit for brains but thinks he'genius. Person who, like an unflushable chunk of turd, won't go away.
I wish that turd toupee, Donald Trump, would sit down, shut up, or just go away.
Shit head, annoying fuck, egotistical bastard. Dingleberry. Moron.
by ShakenBaby September 6, 2016
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taco teepee

When a woman queefs under the blanket, then puts the blanket over someone's head.
Kind of like a "dutch oven".
She gave me a taco teepee last night, it was fowl.
by Riotsblaster June 22, 2022
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Taco teepee

When a woman queefs under the blanket and puts it over your head.
Much like a "dutch oven".
She gave me a taco teepee last night and it was gross.
by Riotsblaster June 22, 2022
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Stinky Toupee

The dollop of shit you find on the head of your cock after you pull out of someone's butt.

Something that ends up on the head of your cock when it gets farted on, the fart has some shart with it.
Chelsea is so nasty, that she left a stinky toupee on the head of my cock when I pulled out of her farting asshole.

My boyfriend and I were having a farty party and I accidentally pushed too hard, and gave him the ol stinky toupee.
by Premature Elfatulation September 11, 2024
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PP TeePee

The cone-shaped structure that is built by a man’s undergarments and his penis when it’s in an erect state and acts as the main support beam for the structure.
Every time I watch a Golden Girls marathon, my man uncontrollably builds a pp teepee. Of course I always have to enter and admire his work.
by WeinerSwinger4Lyfe December 6, 2024
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PP TeePee

The cone-shaped structure that is built by a man’s undergarments and his penis when it’s in an erect state and acts as the main support beam for the structure.
Every time I watch a Golden Girls marathon, my man uncontrollably builds a pp teepee. Of course I always have to enter and admire his work.
by WeinerSwinger4Lyfe December 6, 2024
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PP TeePee

The cone-shaped structure that is built by a man’s undergarments and his penis when it’s in an erect state and acts as the main support beam for the structure.
Every time I watch a Golden Girls marathon, my man uncontrollably builds a pp teepee. Of course / always have to enter and admire his work.
by WeinerSwinger4Lyfe December 6, 2024
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