Spork

You call someone this when your annoyed and dont want to say cunt.

'Your an absolute spork'

by L.E.OT June 15, 2020

Spork

To spoon while the male has an erection, creating a bump like a spork.

I was sporking with my wife.

by Señor Heisenberg June 6, 2014

spork

to spoon and to fork at the same time

If spoon is to cuddle and fork is to #*^%, than spork is the two combined,

by Mr.Spiral April 27, 2011

Sporking

When two bodies lay side by side as to spoon and later find themselves forking.

Sporking...use your godamn imagination you bafoon!

by Arabham Tobasco May 10, 2011

sporking

abbreviation for simultaneous porking.

simultaneous meaning two people porking their desired mates at the same time....more specifically on bunk beds.

did you have fun sporking last night? yeah but the bunk beds were super squeaky.

by mahofufu September 4, 2012

spork

A spork is a when your hair parts in the part of your bangs. Say you have a side sweep style of bangs, and then a gap forms making your side sweep look messy and flat.

you have a spork, would you like a brush?

by F@$H0 January 31, 2010

sporking

The act of spooning and forkng at the same time. When a male and female are laying in each other like a spoon, but with their legs crossed resembling the fork.

"Why didn't you answer your phone last night?"
Chill i was sporking with my gf

by Evan 1421 September 6, 2007