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stripper ticket

A term for an American dollar bill as they are typically used to tip strippers at adult establishments.
I need five stripper tickets from you each for beer tonight.
by thelance June 24, 2010
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It means that u can't come out of a bad or worrying situation that bother's you currently (or) which breaks Ur head and bogs u down.You have no other choice than going through a bad phase in your life.
His girl-friend ditched him and so he felt like it was a one-way ticket to heart-break city.
by over- the-top March 29, 2010
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ghetto ticket

When you don't have a ticket to a concert but still show up to listen or semi watch the show behind the security fence.
I ain't paying $90 for that show, I'll ghetto ticket it instead.
by GhettoTicket June 13, 2018
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Shit Ticket

Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.
I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.
by its426 October 22, 2003
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dick ticket

-to give someone the OK to ride/bang.
Bro: Yeah, dude. She's hot as fuck, i'd give her the dick ticket.
Bitch: You don't want that, she's ratchet.
by Unheroic January 15, 2014
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Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls just one game short of coming off. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.
I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.
by bramsadford November 30, 2021
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buy the ticket, take the ride

(from Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)
Creating, and being involved in, a situation that may get you in way over your head-- but deciding that turning back would be a rather uninteresting option
When Kenny and Chris realized that they'd invited six uninhibited drunkards to go boating with them for an entire weekend, they briefly reconsidered going at all.

Chris: Oh well-- buy the ticket, take the ride.
by justin mcadam August 21, 2006
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