Thundercunt

A particularly powerful and spectacular goal in a football match

Dave: did you score last night?
Jim: yeah it was an absolute thundercunt

by H_lock July 7, 2019

Thundercunt

Basically a goal which is so obnoxiously powerful (usually top bins) , makes the whole stadiums jaw drop. Example would be Andreas Christensen’s goal vs Russia at Euro 2020

A “thundercunt” of a goal

by Exxtort:/ June 21, 2021

thundercunt

my mom

mom: *cheats on my dad* *caused me to cry for weeks*

me: go to hell you thundercunt

by hotpocketsock July 3, 2021

Thundercunted

A term used to describe a person who high as fuck while been surrounded by some of the greatest people on earth, and has a complete feeling of been absolutely wasted, in a space where space and time no longer have any effect and the people you are with just make you feel so special, that they alter the earths meteorological behaviour, resulting in near-apocalyptic storms of internal peace and absolute euphoria.

I feel so thundercunted.

by Thefrerk June 6, 2022

ThunderCunt

The most debilitating and vile insult ever used on the face of the planet, be incredibly cautious when throwing the putrid term around, the fastest way to get someone to kill themselves.

Thundercunt

*Fucking dies

by TheRealKoolAidMan May 26, 2023

Thundercunt

When you throw something so hard it breaks the sound barrier and sounds like thunder.

Guy 1: I lost a ranked match and absolutely Thundercunted my hamster at my wall.

Guy 2: Holy shit, that poor thing definitely got turned to mush

by CriticalScout27 July 8, 2023

Thundercunt

verb
The act of throwing something with the pure, unbridled rage of 1,000 suns. Often resulting in the destruction of thrown item.

Tom: What is that hole in your wall from?
Rob: I lost 10 matches in a row and Thundercunted my hampster into the wall.

by the indus river valley July 22, 2023