thundercunt

A sexual move/position. The woman is duct taped to the ceiling in a sitting position while the man positions his erect penis under her. When the duct tape fails to keep the woman suspended she falls onto the mans penis. If done incorrectly (e.g. without a metric fuck ton of lube) penis fracturing is a high possibility.

Did you hear? Ol' Shaz gave Jonesy the thundercunt last night! Poor bloke broke his cock!

by thundercuntmaster October 9, 2017

Thundercunt

(v) the act of sexually slamming somebody against a wall by the collar of their shirt.

Person 1: then, he just thundercunted her against the door!
Person 2: no, did he really?

by BassyMichaelis4 August 29, 2023

Thundercunt

(Verb) To throw or hit; launch, something or someone with such force that the impact sounds like thunder.

Leonidas Thundercunted the guy of a cliff!

by Archaiks August 28, 2023

Thundercunt

A term used to describe a person who is acting like such a cunt, that they alter the Earth's meteorological behaviour, resulting in near-apocalyptic storms with lethal levels of thunder. This is the worst level of cunt you can get.

Maria Sims is a thundercunt

by JazzyJ69420 August 9, 2017

Thundercunt

A particularly powerful and spectacular goal in a football match

Dave: did you score last night?
Jim: yeah it was an absolute thundercunt

by H_lock July 7, 2019

Thundercunting

Throwing something ,or chucking it at something else, and it goes in a really really fast speed

I was playing wii sports but i didnt wear the wii rist strap, so I accidentally thundercunted (past for thundercunting ) the wii remote at my tv, and it broke

by Doodlefarty January 23, 2024

Thundercunt

A game played with a warm can, preferably one that has been in the sun all day.

Take turns to smack the can against your forehead until it bursts, whoever does the worst damage must down the drink.

Warning headaches may ensue.

Hey guys let's play thundercunt!

by Ollielufc June 25, 2018