When two guys are hanging out and one pretends to fall asleep and the other guy starts jerking off, the guy pretending to sleep reaches over and finishes the job. "You stole my jerk!" Is a common phrase to say after being Grand Theft Jerked.
by 2chainzrules24 May 20, 2015
Get the Grand Theft Jerk mug.The season after city girl/boy summer; Grand Theft Autumn. Grand Theft Autumn when you run far and wide from relationships and graft who you want.
by spunkatron800 September 6, 2019
Get the Grand Theft Autumn mug.by unkown696969 September 20, 2022
Get the xander tufts mug.Taking longer breaks at work then your employer allows you to. This is probably the one you'll hear the term refer to the most.
It supposedly costs employers huge amounts of money every year.
Time theft can also apply to the time it takes to:
Clean up other people's messes.
Delete spam.
It supposedly costs employers huge amounts of money every year.
Time theft can also apply to the time it takes to:
Clean up other people's messes.
Delete spam.
Manager: Hmmm, Bobby took 2 minutes longer on his break then he was supposed to. I'm going to write him up.
Supervisor: He also helped two customers while he was on his way to his break. We should thank him for taking that time from his break rather then berate him for something as insignificant as two minutes.
Manager: That's still time theft. Bobby makes $7 an hour, that’s twenty-three point three cents a minute. Two minutes rounded up means he cost us forty-seven cents! If he did that every day a week for a year, assuming five days a week, that would cost us about one-hundred-twenty-one dollars over the course of a year!
Supervisor: Perhaps but isn’t that worth the price of a happy employee opposed to a stressed out employee? In the end, the happy employee will perform better. Besides, he always gets his work done and often gets quite a bit more accomplished. Maybe we should be happy for that instead of being picky. If we were talking him extending fifteen-minute breaks to thirty minutes and lunches to forty-five minutes then maybe.
Manager: You know what, you’re right. That much money is worth happy employees. Instead of writing him up, I’ll thank him for a job well done.
Supervisor: He also helped two customers while he was on his way to his break. We should thank him for taking that time from his break rather then berate him for something as insignificant as two minutes.
Manager: That's still time theft. Bobby makes $7 an hour, that’s twenty-three point three cents a minute. Two minutes rounded up means he cost us forty-seven cents! If he did that every day a week for a year, assuming five days a week, that would cost us about one-hundred-twenty-one dollars over the course of a year!
Supervisor: Perhaps but isn’t that worth the price of a happy employee opposed to a stressed out employee? In the end, the happy employee will perform better. Besides, he always gets his work done and often gets quite a bit more accomplished. Maybe we should be happy for that instead of being picky. If we were talking him extending fifteen-minute breaks to thirty minutes and lunches to forty-five minutes then maybe.
Manager: You know what, you’re right. That much money is worth happy employees. Instead of writing him up, I’ll thank him for a job well done.
by Optomist with experience November 11, 2006
Get the time theft mug.A really good videogame series (refering to GTA3 and all successors) that throws you into a parody of some major US city where you make a shitload of money by stealing, drug-dealing, shooting-up rival gangs and preforming various other errands for criminals, gangs, and other scumbags, and then just wreak havok or screw a hooker in your spare time. Plagued (along with every other videogame in history) by a fanbase that consists primarily of hyperactive, crack-addicted 12-year-old boys who couldn't pass a 1st grade spelling-bee if their lives depended on it. Yeah, you all know who you are. The majority of the game's "mature" players must not frequent Internet forums that often.
Oh, and this series also seems to routinely get blamed for the idiotic actions of a few Rednecks and urban white trash by gun control freaks and suburban pussies who want to punish everyone in the world for the misdeeds of a few dozen morons.
Oh, and this series also seems to routinely get blamed for the idiotic actions of a few Rednecks and urban white trash by gun control freaks and suburban pussies who want to punish everyone in the world for the misdeeds of a few dozen morons.
GTA is really good stress therapy if you have to drive 40 miles through some of the shittiest traffic in your region to get to work each day.
by Mob_Triggerman October 5, 2004
Get the Grand Theft Auto mug.by prank phoen call August 24, 2009
Get the grand theft auto mug.Grand theft auto V is a Rockstar North game Due to be released soon that will cause a major Nerdgasm all over the world
Dude1# HOLYFRIGINSHiT I can't wait for grand theft auto v to be realeased man. I JUST CAN'T WAIT!!!
Dude2# Dude your Nerdgasm will so be ruined due to crap optimization
Dude2# Dude your Nerdgasm will so be ruined due to crap optimization
by Whatevermanoman October 26, 2013
Get the grand theft auto v mug.