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Pythagoras' Theorem

An often used and renowned theorem by Pythagoras in the field of geometry and mathematics. It states that in a right-angled triangle, the square of the length of the hypotenuse (the longest side of the triangle and also the side opposite the right angle) is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides.

It is commonly written as a^2+b^2=c^2, where c denotes the length of the hypotenuse, and a and b denote the lengths of the other two sides.
Pythagoras' Theorem is often used to calculate the length of any one side of a right-angled triangle when given the lengths of the other two sides.
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bumbass theorem

When you make something that don't make sense.
4+3=8 bc if you break them apart then multiply them together you get 8 this is the bc the bumbass theorem makes you look smar
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Spongebob Theorem

For any given circumstance or event, there will always be a Spongebob reference, clip, or still frame that is pertinent to said situation.
An example of the Spongebob Theorem: Someone you are messaging has left you on read, so you send them the still frame of Spongebob's essay that he spent all night writing, that only the word "The"
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The Espinozian Theorem

A subject that doesn't have anything to do with anything taught by a teacher, but somehow makes perfect sense.
Spanish Teacher: And this particular word was added to the spanish dictionary because....... (five minutes later) and thats how pancakes were made.

Student One: What just happened?

Student Two: We just learned the Espinozian Theorem
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Party Weirdness Theorem

The more seemingly inconvenient* the timing for a party, the weirder** things are going to get. This is due to the timing drawing out only the most dedicated party-goers, resulting in nothing short of debauchery worthy of the Shred Lord, Himself.

*There is no inconvenient timing.
**More absofuckingmazing.
By the Party Weirdness Theorem, Wine Wednesday was bound to be a success!
by Sir Alex of SLO March 17, 2013
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Potato Relativity Theorem

In essence, we are all potatoes. No matter where you go, the distribution of potato level in people never changes. An above average potato will above average no matter where it goes and a below average potato will always be below average no matter where it goes.
Josh: Man, I feel like such a potato for making a B on that exam.
Larry: Dude, the next highest grade was a 53. What are you talking about?
Josh: Idk man sometimes I wonder if I would do better or worse at another school.
Sam: Nah man you'd do about the same. The potato relativity theorem says so.
by Yubashiri December 16, 2016
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