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sauce possum

a female who gets really drunk and horny, but is so wasted by the time u get her to your bed to slay her that she lays dead on the bed like a possum in the road.
Wake up bitch! I ain't got time for no sauce possum slut like you!
by Shadie August 23, 2006
mugGet the sauce possummug.

Mud possum

Listen to that terrible rap he must be a mud possum
by anonymous May 10, 2022
mugGet the Mud possummug.

cart possum

A typically homeless person often found scurrying around at night, often with a shopping cart. They can be seen darting across the street at night, usually in dark clothing, and may hiss when spoken to. They have been reported to "play dead" behind dumpsters and gas stations during the day.
"Yo, slow down!! You almost hit that Cart Possum!"
by FFnytro September 20, 2022
mugGet the cart possummug.

Patio possum

A woman or women who sit on their porch with wine in hand, Pretending they’re dead while people driving/walking by instead of waving.
I Wish those ladies would just wave back instead of acting like a patio possum.
by Teej4real February 28, 2021
mugGet the Patio possummug.

possum power

Unit of power equal to 1/200 hp
Abbreviated to pp
Car Dealer: this baby's got 60000 possums under the hood
Me: damn that's a lot of possum power
by Bigdad69 December 27, 2018
mugGet the possum powermug.

possum lips

When someone has very thin lips that resembles a possum's lips.
Jalin has some possum lips.
by 870savage February 23, 2017
mugGet the possum lipsmug.

Possum Punch

To hit a lady in the vagina.
Can't believe that chick got possum punched by a dwarf!
Shut up or I'll possum punch you!
by factmachine November 24, 2014
mugGet the Possum Punchmug.

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