hungry hippo

When too-tight pants lose the fight against a gigantic ass.

"That girl has a bad case of hungry hippo. She shouldn't be tryin' to pull off a size 0!"

by mossyrock September 3, 2014

hippo fist

the camel toe's big sister. a slightly overweight chick wearing tight spandex pants. you have a sudden urge to shake its hand. or depending on the hottness of the girl you would like to tell her to wear sweatpants next time. or you just wanna punt it across the parking lot. second only to whale fluke.

i was walking down the hallway and was punched in the eye by sarah's hippo fist!

by john4swagguh April 14, 2008

Hippo Foot

The Trans (Sexual/Gender) version of Camel Toe

Look at the Hippo Foot on him/her, ermm that!

by Mr Carr May 16, 2014

Mr. Hippo

An animatronic hippo who jumpscares and kills you, but afterwards, tells you a story about having a picnic with his friend Orville next to a river with a waterfall. He says he feels like he is a fish swimming through the stream- cycling over and over until they get eaten by another fish. Orville wraps a picnic sheet over Mr. Hippo and pours the two of them a glass of lemonade. Mr. Hippo tells the victim that he does not know how such a peaceful setting, turned into him becoming an animatronic who roams the duct with others of his kind. He wonders if there is an explanation for this... or if there is no explanation at all. The moral he conveys is that people try too hard to find an explanation, but what if there isn't one or is out of our comprehension?

Adapted from the game FNAF Ultimate Custom Night

Mr. Hippo is a really good storyteller.

by pussack August 5, 2018

hippo ass

When you are extremely thicc and you turn around and your ass is the size of a exercise ball. plastic surgery can't give you this much thiccness, it has to run in your family. if it does, you are a complete goddess and rise above all. if you know someone with a hippo ass, it's gonna be hard to eat the whole peach.

I was walking down the street and I saw a girl with a hippo ass. the poperatsi were chasing her down the block. it was a nice sight.

by don't be a shit head November 10, 2019

hump of the hippo

when two fat hermaphrodites have sexual relations, which resembles the "hump of the hippo"

"Man, did you see Carie last night at that party? She was totally doing the "hump of the hippo" with that fat chick from band camp?!

by yourmom,bitch June 16, 2009

Thirsty Hippo

Essentially the white mans purple drink, except it's red... It is a coctail containing: 1 gallon of cherry Kool Aid, 1 liter of cheap vodka, and 1 can of Four Loko Fruit Punch flavored. It costs about 13$ to make and will fuck alot of people up fast. It is a popular drink in lancaster NY, a mainly white suburb of buffalo NY, so purple drink doesnt fly in Lancaster, instead we drink Thirsty Hippo.

Brian: All i have is a liter of cheap ass vodka, a can of Four Loko, and some kool aid. WTF am I supposed to do with this shit?
Sidney: Lets make some Thirsty Hippo and get fucked up!

by 716 assasin January 13, 2012