dickhead distance

The additional distance you try to keep between your self and a dickhead.

There were some loud dickheads going down the escalator so I waited at the top for 30 seconds to gain some dickhead distance.

by Doctor dickhead January 21, 2018

Dirty Distancing

=Sexting - because your love life has taken a break due to COVID-19

Ryan and I enjoy dirty distancing last night because of the quarantined building

by KiwiKY March 25, 2020

distance hoe

a type of hoe who never actually talks to the people they want, they just admire from a far. typically talk about dating them but never have the balls to talk to them to do so

Amanda is such a distance hoe. She never actually talks to the guys she likes but still wants to date them???

by Lynds Marie May 30, 2016

Distance learning

Distance learning is when a couple is separated and the woman takes the house and the man has an apartment while she is trying to teach him how to act.

"Honey, when will I be able to move back in?"

"This semester's distance learning course will be over in 4 months. Love ya, babe."

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021

antisocial distance

In the time of corona, a distance between individuals of LESS THAN six feet. In all other times, the inverse.

In the fight against corona-19, introverts are finding it easy to keep a social distance, while extroverts who by definition prefer to keep an antisocial distance are finding these times more trying.

by xollock March 26, 2020

walking distance

10-15 minute walk

Walking distance is a location that can we walked to in 10-15 minutes

by Walking Distance March 8, 2017

staggering distance

Within walking distance of a bar or drinking establishment.

Our hotel room was within staggering distance of the beach, so we didn't have to call a cab.

You can all crash at my place, its within staggering distance of the bar.

by doucher June 9, 2012