cork greaser

Someone who “greases their cork”. One who sits there and uses grease on their cocks to jerk off for fun.

Chad was a cork greaser. He used to whack it everywhere. That fag.

by Pussy69boy420 December 03, 2020

Juice Cork

A small, marble to golf ball sized turd, that is accompanied by moist, wet sounding gas prior to release.

The guy in the stall next to me popped a juice cork.

My IBS causes me to have juice corks quite frequently.

by Eaton Holgoode May 17, 2018

Cork Shrew

Somebody who constantly drinks wine and puts down the people around them, is incredibly self centered and needy, yet still expects people to be nice to them and treat them with respect.

They are such a cork shrew, they need to stop drinking and take a look at their life.

by TannerL January 28, 2020

cork out

To act like a retard or otherwise behave in a crazy, erratic, bizarre or unpredictable way. To freak out or become hysterical. Comes from the 1990s tv show "Life Goes On," featuring the mentally challenged boy named "Corky."

"Suddenly she started to cork out on me man...it was so embarassing!"

by Paul Fallavollita December 24, 2008

cork screw

When a male crosses his fingers and shoves them into a female's vagina for sexual pleasure.

"Jim crossed his fingers for good luck before shoving them into Jane's warm, sweet Vagina to cork screw her"

by Neoni July 29, 2008

Cork Snorkeler

Cock Sucker. (in polite company)

Adriana is a huge cork snorkeler in her free time...

by Adrian Mendoza March 10, 2010

poop cork

When one has anal sex with a person and a gob of shit plugs up the opening of the penis.

John Fucks Jill in the ass and afterward John finds his p-hole clogged with a poop cork

by Jeff98 July 13, 2007