Charlie Carpenter

A talented young boy starting off his writing career young. He goes to Watkinson school. Hes a lax brah and wears his jersey at night just cause. His songs are excellent and everyone should listen to them.

girl 1: OhMiGawsh did you hear that
girl 2: Hear what?
girl 1: I think thats Charlie Carpenter singing one of his songs!
Both : ahhhhh! Charlie i love you!!!

by mysterygirl0990730947 May 28, 2011

carpenter grip

When a girl is blowing you and you grab your dick like a hammer and pound her head with it.

I was getting a bad blowjob so I gave her the carpenter grip.

by Fruit Thimble May 4, 2019

Carpenter’s dozen

A collection of sixteen of something

The hardware store sells a box of nails by the carpenter’s dozen.

by Joe Hardwick June 7, 2018

dylan carpenter

I kleptomaniac Skeletor looking tweaker that loves to ride bicycles but sucks at it and occasionally has to suck a dick just to get by

Make sure you lock the car there's a bunch of Dylan Carpenters around here they might try and suck your dick

by Dingofish March 9, 2024

mr carpenter

best chili maker, creator of the catapult in nj, world famous pantie model, inventor of the nuclear bomb, and the greatest teacher of all time.

Mr carpenter won’t stop slaying, hes making everyone jealous.

Don’t cry, everyone is madly in love with mr Carpenter.

by oakpokesyourmom October 20, 2023

Carpenter's delight

This is a "high school" term for a girl or woman who is flat as a board and easy to nail.

"Look at her. She's a reg'lar carpenter's delight."
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"

by Rex ex Machina April 11, 2023

Sabrina Carpenter.

A blonde beauty.

I love Sabrina Carpenter.

by aku sayang January 15, 2024