bollock brain

A bollock brain is a fuck wit.

Oi! Bollock brain, unplug the toaster before sticking a screwdriver in it to get that bit of burnt toast out.

by Sid Swift November 19, 2003

bollock custard

The ejaculation produced from a males penis when he reaches orgasm.

"I shot my bollock custard all over her face".

"She swallowed my bollock custard".

by Dacarlo March 13, 2003

Top-Bollocks

Tits, basically

Nice top-bollocks, Jordan

by Simon Baby Fat Head February 12, 2004

Bitchy bollocks

Someone who moans/bitches about minor things.

That merv called around mine the other day moaning about meaningless things, he is a right bitchy bollocks.

by joeyjoe12 August 18, 2012

bee's bollocks

a word to describe the best, coolest, amazing-est thing/person ever

Sean: damn that gal is the bee's bollocks

by honeygal April 9, 2017

Bollock Butter

Bollock butter, the secretion from a man's penis after ejaculation.
Bollock butter aka spunk, jizz , cum, sperm and semen

Do you want to taste my Bollock butter.

I met up with a girl last night and she wanted my Bollock butter all over her chin

by slut slayer 69 December 2, 2021

Bollocks Off

When you are sick of someone or a situation, and fuck off doesn’t seem quite enough to describe your annoyance.

I’d wish you’d bollocks off

by Pdoug121 January 5, 2019