by Mikeoxmall August 18, 2019
An expression for when you have absolutely, irrevocably fucked up and hurt yourself severely in the process.
Jimmy said "I do, Amanda." to Jenny during their wedding vows, she kicked him in the balls and stormed out. Jimmy really fucked the toaster on that one.
by Grazgriz777 December 05, 2016
J: I’m a sentient toaster
by Ace the simp July 31, 2023
i watched some toaster porn last night.
by death0930 June 24, 2016
The most dank-ass pastry one can buy from a supermarket. Fried dough on the outside and delicious jam sauce in the inside. The better version of poptart.
by isjfoidsj1290e October 04, 2013
a white short bus used to transport the students of fancy prep schools to the location of their liking
by porters girl May 21, 2006
Not actually a toaster at all, a small robot who's primary function is to collect objects from the ground that it desires, such as teeth, to make a necklace. When attacked will retaliate with a large stilson wrench.
by Steve March 03, 2005