oasis academy longcross

A place with high teachers that try to fucking tech kids how to do quick

Jack:do you want to go to oasis academy longcross
Kian:fuck of I will get high if see the teacher as she walks past me

by Kiwistar123 January 22, 2018

oasis

britpop band consisting of the gallagher brothers and some randoms who left during their be here now era in 1997. they were most successful during their first three eras, definitely maybe, morning glory and be here now. great albums, though some fans got disappointed by BHN. it was sort of downhill from there. formed in 1991, disbanded 2009. best 18 years for music, i'd say. also made the hit wonderwall, known by almost every being on the planet.

'man, oasis is god! definitely maybe is biblical.'

by fuzzypinkscrunchy November 13, 2018

oasis brightstowe

the definition would be, imagine dipping a rotten ham sandwhich in a homeless guys piss, mix it with bleach,spit in it, fill it with horse semen and eat it whilst watching inflation, furry, mpreg, vore 10 hour loop for 5 years. then add some chavs who steal your shit and threaten to stab you and some spastics who cant count past the letter g.

fuck oasis brightstowe

by bacterial vaginitis September 29, 2020

coffee oasis

A super cool place in the kitsap county region where you can hang out and get free food and play video games and stuff like that, also get coffee if you want but you don’t have to

Leo:wanna go to coffee oasis today?
Sean:he’ll ya!

by Jesushasleftthechat December 18, 2023

Yogurt Oasis

One of the most wonderful frozen yogurt places, where each ounce of tasty frozen yogurt has only 8 calories. It's delicious, nutritious, and affordable!

Girl 1: hey Becca, wanna go get some ice cream at Ben and Jerry's?
Becca: Sorry, I've been trying to eat healthy. Wanna go to Yogurt Oasis instead?
Girl 1: Great idea!

by abestmonky March 5, 2012

Oasis

A very silly person with silly thoughts. They are very girlboss cunt era and I would not be the person i am now without them.

Me: thank you for being so cool, Oasis.
Oasis: thank you for being my friend man.

by Eyecrust September 7, 2024

Molly Oasis

The definition of sensuality mixed with class. She can dance and sing and is so witty, she will have you laughing all night. She will take you somewhere you didn't even know exists and make you forget how dark and cruel this world can be. She is like a drug and a beautiful place to rest your weary soul all in one. You wouldn't dare hurt her or anyone she loves because somehow it will come back on you and you will be sure to regret it.

"Did you see Molly Oasis last Saturday?"
"Yeah it was like a dream."

by Jjrandstone May 3, 2021