RANDI JOHNSTON

The beautiful girl you'd ever meet. With the most precious heart. Known to be quite of an airhead.

"Oh yeah RANDI JOHNSTON ? Oh yeah she's the fuckin best"

by fuckingposiedon January 19, 2022

keely johnston

The most beautiful kind hearted person on earth. She has a beautiful smile and a great personality. Anyone that is her friend is lucky there isn’t many people out there that are as kind and awesome as her.

Dang that girls so hot I bet her names keely

Wow she’s so sweet I bet she’s a Keely

Look at that beautiful smile her names definitely Keely

Keely Johnston - a great kind hearted person that is cute and fun to be around.

by Jadin Sansom June 7, 2018

Johnston

Born near the end of the 20th century, Johnston is considered by many to be the best dong drawer west of the Mississippi.

Johnston spent endless hours finishing his masterpiece, a large dong on a whiteboard.

by fu1ure January 6, 2020

Ryan Johnstone

The term for a bisexual who sucks baws for a living. Ryan Johnstones can also talk one lot of shit.

Scott - “watch out here comes ryan johnstone fs”
Kieren -“naw man”
Ryan -“suck ma baws”

by Lil Bronx December 16, 2021

tom johnston sandwich

When two hobos masterbate into a subway wrapper and take turns eating it

Man I’m so hungry I could eat a Tom Johnston sandwich

by hdhkckdjaksockfjiekskw February 8, 2021

Christopher Johnston

A young black man with an incredibly small penis. He often paps to little loli girls and screams "WGERES THE BURN" in Pokemon showdown

Your penis so small I might just call you Christopher Johnston

by I am 18 years old June 5, 2018

Johnstoned

When something is burnt. Originating from when employees at restaurants burn their food.

Wow that food looks Johnstoned.
Is Ryan working tonight because that’s Johnstoned.

by TomPake November 5, 2017