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john

John is the most amazing leader you will ever meet. He is not only known as a great brother but a compassionate and generous spectacular lover! If you ever get the chance to meet John be will obviously be your ideal friend husband or Sir.
John is incredible
by Jjswagisawesome November 24, 2019
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John

The kid who always has a headache whenever there is school, but is somehow completely fine when it is the weekend.

You know who I'm directing this to, Jonathon, iNgErMaRsSoN
"Where's John?"
"He's got a headache."
"Again!? He had one yesterday, and the day before... come to think of it, he has had one every day..."
by fillswift June 2, 2020
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John

A John is what society calls, a funny man. He does voice impressions and can play Minecraft at the same time while drinking water And playing baseball aswell as piano and voice acting. He is very relaxing and chill, however if you must cross him than he shall never forgive you and shall grudge your for the rest of ur life. He also likes being nice to people but hates being used for his kindness or generosity. He also likes being sarcastic and playing the mythical game “among us”. He also is like very very very tall and will look down at everyone who he sees.
John said “joe mama” to kadence highfill
by Joe_mama123 November 22, 2021
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John

A John will lecture you about why Temperate Forest is the best and "u r rong". He is nerdy, cool, and can barely speak English.

A John may also say odd things such as "Yorp", "No shot", or "Dudeski momentum".
"Wow, that John, he has no pants on, but he's so cool."

"This is amazing, John just said a popular word to sound cool!"

"John is actually the best at Mortal Kombat"
by Petra Jagermeister January 25, 2022
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Johns

St. Johns College in Cambridge, England. Full of Johnians. Far inferior to anywhere in Oxford.
"Oh, I'd rather be at Oxford than at Johns"
by Viking Adam May 18, 2006
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John

John is the most likeable person in the universe! He always makes people laugh and all his friends think he is so cool. Everyone wishes they could be his friend, and have his humer! John can be very confusing at times so that’s a downside to him. John is very smart, and has a great smile. He is excellent at many sports such as Soccer, and Basketball. Whenever John tries to do something to his best ability, he always succeeds. Not to mention his great ability to just make guys laugh, he can also make very many girls find him hilarious and in some cases attractive. He can make many people smile, and he is good at his job. John is a great person
Guy 1: “wow John is so cool.”
Guy 2: “ya I wish I was him!”

Girl 1: “John is accually really funny?!”
Girl 2: “Ya, I kinda like him now!”
by Some peeps at school!! November 20, 2018
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John

John is a gorgeous man. He is tall and muscly, medium-tan skin tone, sexy deep brown eyes, full plump lips, and a gorgeous head of soft brown hair. John is a pretty confusing person. Sometimes John could be quite hard to understand, especially because he often talks in a sexy husky way. John is often finding himself in trouble, at school and at home, but he has a deep personality that most people wouldn't expect. He randomly is open about his life when talking to certain people, but most of the time you wouldn't know his story. John is really funny and pretty friendly with everyone, especially girls. John will rock your world.
Don't judge John by what you think. He could be your everything.
by Summer Bliss July 23, 2018
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