Greasy emo

This person is what gives the emo a bad reputation. There can be attractive and non-dirt bag emo kids, however the greasy emo is currently out numbering the clean emo greatly. In general a greasy emo wears glitter on their eye lids, as well as thick gross eyeliner. The greasy emo also tends to be a tad... fucking massive.
Becca: MMMMM glitter on my eyes, MCR in the ears, and a beer belly the size of a whale hanging over the belt. THATS HOW I ROLL.
Me: You're the definition of "greasy emo" your even on UD now.
Becca: Did you say i was emo?! Thats what I was going for :D *loves it*
Me: *PROJECTILE VOMIT EURYWHERE*
by its_saturn February 17, 2009
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greasy peen

A penis that is covered in lubrication. Men usually grease their peen before sex if the woman's vagina is too dry or she's wants it in her ass.
It's a good thing Harold had a greasy peen when he fucked Gloria in the asshole or else she would have had a sore anus this morning.
by beerlover87 December 16, 2007
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big greasy

a nikname for an overweight person.
"hey yo, big greasy!"
by justin l lewis November 30, 2015
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greasy zamboni

A man dagging his well duck buttered under carriage across a woman's face, from her chin to her forehead.
After a hard day's work I throughly enjoy giving my wife a greasy zamboni.
by James t Smith May 27, 2008
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Greasy chips

Greasy chips are several girls that go out and try to get guys to buy them drinks, dinner, pay their bills and use them as a babys daddy.
I was over by the stage and a group of greasy chips came thru the door and on of the chips asked me to get her a drink. I walked away cause my hands dont need no greasy chips!
by shaun farrell February 26, 2006
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Greasy Torres

The act of farting on someone while they are giving you a blowjob.
This chick was going down on me and I gave her a Greasy Torres.
by AnalAssassin August 12, 2007
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Greasy Handrail

An engorged, throbbing cock that has been slickered up with vaseline, KY, or other lubricant.
Jane was horned up and wanted a good pounding so she got the jar of bacon grease and grabbed her boyfriend's cock and gave him a Greasy Handrail. He pounded her for the next two hours.
by Eaton Holgoode July 04, 2009
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