Home Depot Surprise

Getting a blowjob from someone that has a spray tan.

Husband gave me a home depot surprise last night

by OneBadGloop November 16, 2020

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Dusty Depot

when you’re fuckin a bitch and her depot is dry as dust

man I just fucked that bitchy and her pussy was as wet as dusty depot

by MR. PATRIOTIC June 11, 2018

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Exhausted, depleted, unable or unwilling to continue, for example at the end of a night or your life. From what they call trains which are returning to a depot without unloading passengers at the end of the night.

"Fancy another drink?" "No I've had enough, I'm empty to the depot"
"Hey wife let's have another baby" "No thanks I already have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve, I'm empty to the depot"

by threebythree February 27, 2009

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Depotent

The opposite of omnipotent, Having negative Unlimited power and being the lowest of mortals.

That dude Hudson is depotent

by Depotent man May 4, 2019

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Depot

Have you ever heard of Home Depot? If not, google it

Thing 1: Have you ever heard of a depot?

Thing 2: no

Thing 1: dumbass just go to the Home Depot and you’ll find your answer. Come back when you understand

Thing 2: No.

Thing 1: (retard)

by Ligmatomysigma June 21, 2024

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