cork out

To act like a retard or otherwise behave in a crazy, erratic, bizarre or unpredictable way. To freak out or become hysterical. Comes from the 1990s tv show "Life Goes On," featuring the mentally challenged boy named "Corky."

"Suddenly she started to cork out on me man...it was so embarassing!"

by Paul Fallavollita December 24, 2008

cork greaser

Someone who “greases their cork”. One who sits there and uses grease on their cocks to jerk off for fun.

Chad was a cork greaser. He used to whack it everywhere. That fag.

by Pussy69boy420 December 04, 2020

Juice Cork

A small, marble to golf ball sized turd, that is accompanied by moist, wet sounding gas prior to release.

The guy in the stall next to me popped a juice cork.

My IBS causes me to have juice corks quite frequently.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2018

crotch cork

Another name for a tampon; feminine product.

"Can you spare a crotch cork and a gallon of ice cream? It's that time of the month!"

by Blonde Amazon April 20, 2016

cork screw

When a male crosses his fingers and shoves them into a female's vagina for sexual pleasure.

"Jim crossed his fingers for good luck before shoving them into Jane's warm, sweet Vagina to cork screw her"

by Neoni June 02, 2006

Cork Snorkeler

Cock Sucker. (in polite company)

Adriana is a huge cork snorkeler in her free time...

by Adrian Mendoza March 10, 2010

poop cork

When one has anal sex with a person and a gob of shit plugs up the opening of the penis.

John Fucks Jill in the ass and afterward John finds his p-hole clogged with a poop cork

by Jeff98 June 16, 2007