Me at the Zoo

The first, and oldest video ever uploaded to YouTube

Mr. Man : What's the oldest video on yout..?
Ms. Woman : ME AT THE ZOO MUTHAFUCKAZ!!!

by CyberNets December 31, 2011

Zoo Transfer

When you are butt-to-butt with someone and you let out a fart. The fart goes out one booty and into the other booty.

Suzy, I'm feeling really gassy, I'm about to zoo transfer!

by Gassy Antelope July 28, 2017

zippy zoo

Derogatory term used against Swedish people

Man, that zippy zoo is getting on my nerves.

by SirTeddy November 29, 2017

Brendy Zoo

Typically a mall, outlet shop, or any place where Brendies are often seen in clusters.

"I hate going to the mall, it's a Brendy zoo!"

by Eyebrowz December 21, 2012

zoo creeper

1. A villan who's layer is guarded by robot cheetahs.

2. Someone who stalks large gal's online.

He likes to stalk his fat gf online, he is such a zoo creeper.

by BBCjim May 5, 2011

go to the zoo

To lose your mind. Flip out or go insane .

He is going to go to the zoo when he finds out his wife cheated on him

by Akane742 February 17, 2018

Zoo Cougar

A woman in her late-thirties/early forties who finds herself single after several years of marriage (ususally not of her own choosing) who has no idea that men find her attractive, esp. younger men or 'cougar bait.' Her years in 'captivity' have stripped her of her ability to flirt and land men, even when they 'lay at her feet, like a deer baring it's neck'

"OMG, I can't get that chick's attention"

"She's a Zoo Cougar"

"Oh"

by notacougar70 April 22, 2010