"What the Thanos!!!????"
by febasif bewn May 20, 2019
Get the Thanos mug.An old man who stayed in the tub too long and turned into an actual raisin who wanted to make cookies and so he put on his oven sparkly oven mitt.
"Look I see a raisin in space with an oven mitt!"
"It must be Thanos! Make sure when you run you run slowly, kids, so that we aren't going too fast for the old man."
"It must be Thanos! Make sure when you run you run slowly, kids, so that we aren't going too fast for the old man."
by TeeheeUsuck May 2, 2019
Get the Thanos mug.Played the main antagonist in Marvel Infinity War and Marvel End Game and did a damn fine job at it. He was by far the best character to appear in those movies. He could also give zero fucks what those grown adults in costumes aka “The Avengers” thought about him. All though his methods can be questionable they are backed by scientific evidence as after the Black Plague the quality of life did increase in areas such as wages, living space and cleanliness. Thanos also had some of the best lines in movie history as his brutal honesty, god complex and wit led to great dialogue in scenes.
Thanos: “Today I have lost more than you can imagine”
“I am inevitable”
And the best is when he started to lose a battle So he just dropped a planet on the avengers he is a god amongst kids.
“I am inevitable”
And the best is when he started to lose a battle So he just dropped a planet on the avengers he is a god amongst kids.
by Big.Len747 January 31, 2020
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Guy 1: “Yo, my cock is so Thanos”
Guy 2: “Bro that sucks”
Guy 1: “Yo, my cock is so Thanos”
Guy 2: “Bro that sucks”
Thanos
by yourmumsduck March 6, 2020
Get the Thanos mug.Thor: this Thanos we're talking about, is he tough
Rocket: the toughest there is
Thor: well he never fought me
Rocket: yes he did
Thor: he never fought me twice
Rocket: the toughest there is
Thor: well he never fought me
Rocket: yes he did
Thor: he never fought me twice
by The grill master May 6, 2019
Get the Thanos mug.thanos is mr big purple alien thumb man. he has a very nice rock collection on his yellow oven mitten. the marvel guys and avengers people (who stink) are buly him 4 no reason. thanos come from plant titan and thanos has weird chin
thanos is a big gay
by Dank Guy 69 420 666 May 18, 2019
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