testosterunt

An athletic, fearless, effortlessly popular elementary school boy.

After practice, the testosterunts scattered to bikes and skateboards and cruised home.

by Jeff St Real June 21, 2007

Testostatities

The technical term for "man boobs".

Guy: Its almost impossible to work out with all these dudes Testostatities bouncing around.

by Steve G II March 22, 2008

Testosterfilm

A movie aimed at male audiences that often have conventional "Testosterfilm" elements, such as long pointless gun fights, Long pointless car chases, sexy female characters in tight PVC suits and ridiculous gory deaths.

Person A: You watching Underworld?
Person B: Yup
Person A: Thats such a testosterfilm. I can see the stubble growing on your face.
Person B: Shut up. Its the good bit with the car chase/gun battle/fit chick in PVC suit.

by Gothic Rosa February 1, 2009

testoster-pwn

1. When someone is more masculine than someone else, thus "pwning" them with their masculinity/testosterone.'

2. When someone is in contact with more males than someone else.

1. Boy 1: "My little sister can throw a football much farther than I can."
Boy 2: "Sounds like she just testoster-pwned you."

2. Girl 1: "Going to an all-girls school can be so boring. My friend in public school has so many more guy friends!"
Girl 2: "Well, you've just been testoster-pwned."

by jamazinggg September 29, 2009

Testosterbone

the act of using the hormone testosterone to hump all that is in sight and within arms length. The cause of AIDS.

After Scott hit puberty his testosterone turned into a rabbit rape fucking frenzy of testosterbone.

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Testosteronious

The condition of being completely over-indulged in testosterone, to such a level that you actually transmogrify into douche.

Yeah he is so testosteronious

by Mahler8 September 25, 2010

testosterotard

a pig headed man with an absolute lack of common sense.

That guy is a total TestosteroTard."

by agrant005 November 15, 2010