Mal a la tete

When they are legally stupid or overall a dumass

Austin you are actually mal a la tete

by Menico75 July 9, 2022

texterizing

the act of harrasing someone through text messages

"stop texterizing me, you fat girl with big boobs" - mellman

by nash+ February 2, 2006

testemorph

Mutant creep with one giant ball. Has the ability to shoot massive quanities of semen. Known to take a sexual partner by force. One important note is that the Testemorph with rub his ball on both men and women.

I opened the stall door and I saw the testemorph cover Larry Craig with a massive amount of lumpy semen. Craig looked at me and said "I'm not gay, I never have been gay!"

by Young Blood Chapman September 27, 2007

Texter

a person who prefers to send text messages instead of picking up the phone

Sam is such a texter

by Liathano July 10, 2007

Harris Teeter

A grocery store chain in the Carolinas. Often called by its nickname, "Hairy Teater"

Hey, I'm gonna run to the Hairy Teeter to get some condoms.

by Nick Marco April 29, 2004

Teete

Teete is a cool person. the name is quite unique and is a loverly name. the person comes across as cool, funny, smiling. Teete is quite sensitive at times and can get angry. But Teete is loved by many people and is a lovely person!

Teete

by loedfejrnjwen June 23, 2011

business texter

A person who only texts when they find it important or when it deals with business. These people tend to stay from small talk and conversations when it comes to texting due to laziness or limited texting. Many people get mad at these business texters since they expect a text back, but are left hanging.

Friend: Whats up dude?

- Ten minutes later -

Friend: Hey wanna hang out at 5?
Business Texter: Yeah sure i'll see you then.
Friend: man why the hell didn't you respond to my first text?

- Ten minutes later -

Friend: you suck dick.

by Vas E. March 9, 2010