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History Text Book

The symbolic name on the street for cash - money.
Ive got the history text book, now pass me the Pencil (street name for LSD) see Defintion of Pencil
by Jamal Walker September 18, 2003
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Text-book

When someone sends you a long, more than 2 page, text message telling you a story. Could easily be told by calling the listener, but is rather told by sending a long text message.
Erin sent me a text-book about how she hooked up with some guy. It took longer to receive the message than it did to read it.
by NotoriousCCM February 24, 2010
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text book

satans tool of death
dude we only get this text books cause teachers are heartless basturds who get pleaser out of seeing someone dies like satan, teachers are satan
by Dis Dude January 13, 2008
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textbookin

girls are boss at multitasking. especially at textbookin
by thetops95 May 9, 2011
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textbookphilia

A term referring to the phenomenon of students getting sexually aroused to the thought of their textbooks. "Textbookphilia" was coined by a female student at the University of Western Ontario who noticed this occurrence while studying at Allyn & Betty Taylor library.
Person 1: "Why is that boy getting a hard-on while studying his math textbook?"
Person 2: "I think he has a classical case of textbookphilia"
by Textbookphilia November 26, 2013
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Textbooking

A person that sends text messages that are too long and detailed and require recipient to spend a considerable amount of time reading. Often in response to a very simple and short text
OMG, Tia is Textbooking me again. Gonna spend my entire night reading her messages.
by Robbob11 August 13, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles.
Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025
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