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Alexis Texas

A very hot female pornstar with a large, delicious juicy ass. She is one of the rare white girls with a true ghetto booty.
"I'd give anything to stick my rod in-between Alexis Texas' ass cheeks."
by gigs1777 April 20, 2009
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texada timewarp

Bomb ass weed, grown outdoors on Texada Island.
She's going to BC to pick up some of that bomb ass Texada Timewarp.
by spinge June 27, 2005
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Texas five star

When a consenting woman is giving a hand job with her left hand, another with her right, has another penis in her mouth and one each in her ass and vagina.
The varsity basketball team's starting five treated one of their cheerleaders to a rousing Texas five star.
by Glenn S. June 21, 2006
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Texas swamp ass

An unpleasant sweaty experience that happens in the chode/anus region after sitting for too long, or perhaps walking around Six Flags Over Texas. Basically uncontrollable sweating of the ass. Typically referred to as "Swamp Ass" however when in the state of Texas everything is bigger, and this is no exception; Swamp ass is far worse in Texas.

Also Texas Swamp Ass is a alcoholic beverage created by C Guido and C Chamb don't fuck around with that B-Chamb, the drink consists of kaluha, kettle one vodka, and chocolate milk.
P-Tricky: Hey homeboy, let's walk over to the Texas Giant yo.

C-Money: You have to give me a few seconds, I got a serious case of Texas Swamp Ass right about now.

also

C: What drink are you making? I just want to pour them all over me.

P: Why it's Texas Swamp Ass, of course. You know how I be.
by PacoCarnez May 1, 2011
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Texas Slamhammer

When you and your girlfriend are doing the dirty on your friend’s basement couch and you proceed to throw both your legs up on the back of the couch and then swan dive into your girlfriends anus or preferred orifice.
“Hey Jamie? Did you give your girlfriend the ‘ol Texas Slamhammer on my couch last night?”
by Slamham Jim August 14, 2018
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Texas Doggie Bag

Taking a fresh, hot, steamy dump in someone’s backpack.
Jerome was talking trash the whole game so I snuck into the locker room and left him a Texas doggie bag.

Sydney is such a riotous cunt so three of us gave her a Texas doggie bag.
by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020
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texas hat rule

The Texas hat rule states that if you take someone’s hat then you are either f*cking or fighting, and man don’t hit women.
That girl just took my hat, i hope she knows the Texas hat rule
by Papi vaquero April 23, 2021
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