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teresa

Teresa is the reason evenings feel like lessons
sitting in the airport bus on the way to pick up mom, i thought of that day you came to pick me up from home, how tiring it must have been to find to bus and then get to the stop, you must have wandered, exhausted and then i got mad at you for texting s for directions, my narcissism has clouded my judgment of the past i could only see myself injured never you. the traffic is unbearable here, the ac doesn't work in this seat, i am staring at a family in a car outside, i always thought ill end up like that with you but now realise i would've never kept you happy, so you are perfect where you are now, i wish the every goodthing meant for me would rain on you instead and you get to make a dream family with him. this city is empty and it rots and holidays are only proof of it, i miss you, not you but the you thats dead, hows mrne is she in london still and still dating her bf and is your dad still printing money and travelling world with mom, hows krela, and how are you actually when the performance ends and the silence remembers you? do you ever think about me i hope not! i hope we both heal and i hope ahh..... just please take care
P1: Why you so quiet?
P2: Teresa’s in the room. I’m trying to stay humble.
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christian teresa suastegui

He is the most nicest boy anyone will ever meet.He has a lot a friends and a girlfriend too. He can be short and cute .
Everyone thinks he’s cute Etc. His girlfriend should be very happy to have him. He is Mexican. He’s also sexy.
Girlfriend:That’s my Christian

Wanna be: ughh not for long
Girlfriend:you wish, not even bitch
Wanna be: UGHHH he’s such a Christian teresa suastegui
by Mimic May 9, 2018
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Mother Teresa

Mother Teresa is the best person. She enjoys chapel. And has the best catch phrase “it’s not blessed if it’s in windex”. She also turns her pain into power and she’s a nun. Nuns are great. You should always love Mother Teresa’s.

RIP Mother Teresa
Henry: we should turn pain into power like Mother Teresa

Jessica: okay but let’s do chapel first. Everyone join hands...
by Vineisalive123 July 10, 2018
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Teresa

A kind girl who will probably take over the world one day
Well I'll talk to Teresa today said tunechi and probably make al your lions dissapear
by Richard bakes February 23, 2022
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Teresa

Baltimore born 🤪 >> Florida raised 💪
Mommy to Gunnar Lee 💙
Court 💛 // 11-27-14
Hi my names Teresa
by Traci8476 January 1, 2021
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Teresa

Halifax's greatest
Teresa is an angel and he treated my halo like a frizbee
by Richard bakes February 23, 2022
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Teresa

A short full bread Mexican girl who is a backstabbing dyke but thinks she’s white, is super racist & thinks she’s a cute little squirrel but she’s just an ugly rodent. Once you make the biggest mistake of your life by letting her in she will isolate you & control you. She won’t even let you use the bathroom with the door closed or let you listen to your music or talk to your friends or go to work. She’ll treat you like a slave & order you around & make you pay for everything even for her friends. She’ll steal all your personal information from your phone when you’re sleeping & when you want to go to work she’ll turn on you & betray you. She betrays all her girlfriends by fucking their best friends & ruining everyone’s life by playing both sides of the fence & flip flopping her loyalty however it serves her selfish needs. She loves to get high & she will always put drugs first. She’s institutionalized & she can’t stop stealing & will let her friends & her mom steal from her gf. And she will never tell the truth about anything. She’s a bully & threatens to hurt you if you call her out on anything.
Hey what happened to you? You look like shit. Where is your car? Why haven’t you been to work & why does your best friend hate you now? Who burnt your kitchen down? It looks like a Teresa has been living here.

I know, and she stole all my money out of my bank account too. I messed up big time & I accidentally let a Teresa move in.
by MIASINCE3am May 17, 2022
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