Teresa

A Harry Potter fan who won’t miss a chance to “share” her ideas. She is funny, selfless and kind. Her glasses are as bright as her future unless she cleans them. She is also smart at times but has trouble with snarky comebacks. Overall she is a good friend who people appreciate to have around.

Shut up Teresa!!

Clean your damn glasses Teresa, they look like sunglasses!

Yeees, we know you like Harry Potter Teresa...

by Miércoles Addams y Durú February 21, 2019

Mother Teresa

Mother Teresa is the best person. She enjoys chapel. And has the best catch phrase “it’s not blessed if it’s in windex”. She also turns her pain into power and she’s a nun. Nuns are great. You should always love Mother Teresa’s.

RIP Mother Teresa

Henry: we should turn pain into power like Mother Teresa

Jessica: okay but let’s do chapel first. Everyone join hands...

by Vineisalive123 July 10, 2018

Teresa Kobździej

Teresa K, the most sexy bitch on earth. 72 years old, and she gets super powers. This motherfucker will drop you m8 if you dont answer her. She is a Proffesional Street Ni**a. She and her squad of ur grannys, will come and beat the SHIT out of you. GANG GANG. You dont mess with Teresa Kobździej AKA Most Gangster MaddaFakka of them all

Teresa Kobździej is the most Gangster Granny, maddafakka of them all

by LIL PUMPKIN May 1, 2018

Teresa

Property of WICKED, subject A1, the Betrayer. Everyone hates her because she sucks.

"Oh, there goes Teresa" - Thomas
"Man, I really hate that girl" - Minho, The Death Cure

by briggsian_cult November 9, 2023

teresa

Teresa’s are strong hearted and very self reliant but it doesn’t mean they don’t have a kind heart they try there best to do everything right and even if they seem perfect to you they always pick apart the little things they do wrong but they love movies and shows if you want to watch things with a teresa you better be prepared because they love them and if you interrupt you better watch your back i love you grandma and will always miss you <3 /:

Wait is teresa coming if not i’m not going |:

by Wowowowowow123 November 27, 2021

Teresa

A “Teresa” is a used, narcissistic, middle-aged, skanky hoe who only cares about herself. A grifting slag, a “Teresa” abuses the elderly and steals their life savings. “Teresa” also claims she is a high end fashion model who makes over 200k a year, but the reality is she makes her living by milking Medicaid and old man balls.

“Did you hear how “Teresa” emptied her dementia ridden mothers bank account last year?”

No I didn’t! It cant be true - who would do such a thing?

“A “Teresa”, that’s who! Now “Teresa” is at the senior center blowing and stealing checkbooks!”

OMG!!! “Teresa” is a real skanky piece of shit!

“Word.”

by Seiko T November 30, 2021

teresa

teresa means a strongly independent woman. she is very flirtatious and doesnt have no cut cards on how she feels toward you. she will love you with all her heart and get you anything you desire and long as she feels you deserve it.

i am thankful for teresa

by anonymous December 2, 2021