Pablo Testicle

Pablo Testicle, otherwise known as el testículo, was one of the greasiest fugitives in Whoville history. Legend says that he escaped REDACTED Valley Maximum Security Prison, with only his bare testicle(s). He was a real sharpshooter. He passed away in 1666, due to the nature of the last three digits in his death year. How about a nice hot cup of Joe Biden?

"Hey man, the history textbook has a page dedicated to this dude who single-testicledly escaped prison!"

"No way bro! What was his name?"

"Pablo Testicle."

"I'm sorry, what?"

"You have never heard of the great Pablo Testicle?"

"Nobody reads the textbook, dude. Why you even reading that to begin with?"

by AMatterOfFax November 8, 2019

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Cancer Testicle

A pseudonym used for the company “Lancer Tactical” that make airsoft products. The name came about due to the consistent unreliability of their Airsoft guns.

Lancer tacticals are about as reliable at firing as a Cancer Testicle is at nutting, and they both shoot equally far

by TheeScribe April 30, 2020

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whipped testicle

The moment when cum drips to the testicles making a whipped cream effect

My friend and I made a whipped testicle last night. It was a good time.

by maxramage150 December 30, 2021

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A Left Testicle Decision

To Make a Choice using knowledge not from you Brain, Dick or Right Testicle, but making the choice from Knowledge from you Left Gonad. This Decision is usually something dumb as fuck like Date Rape or Wearing Socks and Sandals.

Harry: I think I should Get a Donald Trump Cut!
Bennie: Harry you dumb fucking cowpuncher, Stop Making such A Left Testicle Decision!

by The Ass Reaper March 31, 2015

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