Teenager

A person between the ages of 12-18 that has enough emotional problems to make one question how they are still alive and factioning.

Teenagers have it hard I'm telling you. All those decisions and thoughts at such a young age would have me running for the hills.

by WelpImdoomed May 25, 2022

Teenager

Teenagers are people who are treated like 5 years olds, and expected to act like adults. Most teenagers are not aloud to do anything to want to do because there not old enough or aren’t trusted enough yet when it comes do doing something that they are made to do they are expected to know everything and act like the most knowledgeable people in the fucking world.

Carla: hey mum this guy at school asked me on a date can I go
Mum: no, I don’t know him, his parents, his face, if he’s gonna keep his dick in his pants
Carla: I can give you all the information, then can you let me go
Mum: no your not old enough
Carla: I’m fucking 16!!!! A teenager!!!

Mum: have you gotten a job yet
Carla: Yes I’m starting at macca’s on Monday

Mum: oh wow macca’s, and are you working on anything else or are you just gonna stay working at macca’s, I expected you to get a good job now and then get a well paying life living job when you’ve finished school but NO, macca’s!!!!!
Carla: but I’m only 16 what we’ll payin job can I get?
Mum: I don’t know your basically an adult figure it out yourself stop acting like a child
Carla: I think I may fucking runaway

Fucking hate being a teenager

by Miss Misunderstood May 10, 2018

Teenager

The stage when you're too young to do half the things you want to do but too old to do the other half.

Person 1: Those teenagers are always sneaking into clubs!
Person 2: No they're not! They're always on kiddie rides and getting over excited by bubbles.

by heartofglass June 25, 2014

teenager

A teenager is 1.75 grams of meth or coke, i.e., half an eight-ball. It's called a teenager because there are 16 in 28 grams (an ounce).

You wanna buy the eight ball or the teenager?

by dadeal May 20, 2009

teenager

A person between the age of 13-19, 90% of them are lazy dumbasses who think the're the only person in the world who struggles and wants to drop out early from school and do drugs instead of getting a good, stable, life. They usually listen to bands who"express similar pains" like Good Charlotte.

Me(interviewing one): How is it like being pimple on society's ass, who hangs out with losers?
Rebelious Teenager: Shut up man! Its not like you are going through what I am!*mope, whine, groan*

by Colonel Corrosion August 9, 2004

teenager

teenagers are someone between the ages of 13 and 20, roughly. not all teenagers are bad, sure some of us are idiots, we simply have alot more to life than we think and some of us are misunderstood, and with all these jackass middle age adults complaining about teenagers because they cant tell the difference between real music and monkey screeching, life is harder for us. Some of us will get somewhere in life if we wake up soon enough to realise whats going on around us

all u shitbags online posting bad defs about how teenagers are terrible are probably just 40 50 heck maybe even 70 year old grannys cause you hate the youth cause ur a douche,

by bob mckob January 8, 2008

teenager

Someone who should be prohibited from adding to the urban dictionary

If we did this the rate of trashy pablum in here would plummet

by motherfucking redneck hick motherfucker February 12, 2005